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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: What the HELL is wrong with girls? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 29 May 2008, 9:58 pm
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Replies: 184
Views: 21,810
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| Dude, you're suffering misattribution error. Not ALL girls want the bad guy. You're not the only alone person. If by adult, you mean 18, then there are a lot of adults out there that haven't held a girl's hand. I'm 21 and still perpetually single. Frankly, high school dating is not worth it on accou... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: The mathematics of why I can't get a girlfriend |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 29 May 2008, 9:52 pm
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Replies: 39
Views: 6,223
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Umm...there's a simpler solution.
A girlfriend is the product of time and money.
Girlfriend=Time x Money
Time is money.
Time=money; Girlfriend=Money x Money
Money is the root of all evil.
Girlfriend=Square Root (Money x Money)=Evil
Therefore, girlfriends are evil. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: types of women |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 29 May 2008, 9:47 pm
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Replies: 24
Views: 3,580
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| I have noticed there are a few types of American heterosexual women: ⋅ Geek/gamer girl ⋅ Fatty + emotionally unstable (maybe their obesity derives from emotional eating) ⋅ Progressive activist (some would say hippi ) ⋅ High-strung achiever ⋅ Nu... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: What the HELL is wrong with girls? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 29 May 2008, 9:45 pm
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Replies: 184
Views: 21,810
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| I sense a strange air of misogyny in your "nice guy" rant, that I would back off, and take another look at where you're going with girls. You think you have it bad, I'm a computer science major at NC State, and engineering majors have their own campus separate from everyone else, that we're generall... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: what carreer should an aspie choose? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 29 Apr 2008, 12:36 am
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Replies: 30
Views: 4,967
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| I'm actually considering that, after mastering every other mortal discipline on this planet. Currently interning as a software engineer for IBM, with the potential to continue with a co-op. At either rate it will give me more work experience and if I do well I'd be potentially hirable. The alternate... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: What Is Your Most Successful Way of Finding A Girlfriend? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 28 Apr 2008, 11:42 am
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,653
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| Love is only as eternal as your wallet. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dancing |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 27 Apr 2008, 8:07 pm
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Replies: 154
Views: 14,161
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Went to a party. No dancing, just a lot of drinking and beer pong. So I sneak to the laptop and switch the music to "Apache" by Sugar Hill Gang. The girls start doing the Jump on it Dance right away.
Win.  |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Would you watch this show? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 24 Apr 2008, 6:27 pm
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Replies: 9
Views: 1,344
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| Hello. I'm writing a proposal for a sitcom, and am doing random focus-group testing to see if the idea has potential. The premise is that the entire series takes place in a medieval-styled tavern that looks a bit too similar to a Seattle microbrewery, and for some reason every group of adventurers, ... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dancing |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 23 Apr 2008, 2:59 am
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Replies: 154
Views: 14,161
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| I just realized there's a dance I want to learn, just for the terror value. The Moonwalk! |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: What is or was your least favorite subject in school? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 21 Apr 2008, 8:52 pm
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Replies: 52
Views: 7,206
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| English. Same...it's a pointless class, with little practical application. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dancing |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 21 Apr 2008, 3:04 pm
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Replies: 154
Views: 14,161
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| Does moshpitting count as dancing? :lol: Aside from this, I cannot dance worth anything. I'm too white. I WOULD like to be able to dance like in time 3:08 in the Murray Head video of One Night and Bangkok, because its pretty freaking awesome. I cannot stand the Electric Slide/Macarena/etc. because t... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: funny phrases for jacking off lol |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2008, 8:52 pm
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Replies: 22
Views: 422
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Dating Rosy Palm.
Spanking the Monkey
Consulting Professor Hans Jerkov
Dating Palmela Anderson.
etc |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dancing |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 8:06 pm
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Replies: 154
Views: 14,161
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GoatOnFire wrote: Is the grind the one where the girl dances on the guy like he's a stripper pole? I started a thread about dancing a while back because I went to a club with a group and the girls in the group did this dance to me. I enjoyed it.  I sucked at dancing though.
Yep. That's the one. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Guys: How important are a woman's looks to you? |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 4:50 pm
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Replies: 45
Views: 19,909
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| Body is the first thing people notice in general, and thus despite our claiming to the contrary it does matter quite a bit. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dancing |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 4:48 pm
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Replies: 154
Views: 14,161
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| Not intereste in dancing. My parents think I'm crazy. They tried to hire a teacher to teach me salsa/merengue, but it all immediately disappeared. Nobody dances anyway except for grinding against each other nowadays... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: How Many Times Have You Been Laid |
| MagicMike |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 9:19 am
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Replies: 194
Views: 5,896
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| That's too quick to rule out a whole range of women. A hot chick is a hot chick regardless of beliefs - this isn't a thread about finding the perfect partner. It's about getting laid. Take it where you can get it. Few of us are Casanovas around these parts. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/3935... |
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