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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Im confused as to how I can have a satisfiable sex life? |
aspardon |
Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 12:55 am
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You're honest with yourself, which is refreshing. And you sound much more suited to hookers than girlfriends at this point. It sounds like you already have the right idea of how to handle it. well id prefer one night stands or f*k buddies that are free but yeh hookers make more sense than gf ever w... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Hohw should I deal with these idiots at work |
aspardon |
Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 12:53 am
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There are 2 guys who are clearly jealous off me or soemthing. THe just make rude, nasty remarks and try to ''act above me'' or say things to belittle me over and over. Conitnually making sex remarks or ret*d remarks etc..trying to be cool. At first I would turn the tables and play along eg.. Scenari... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What would you say if someone asked if you are a virgin? |
aspardon |
Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 12:49 am
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Here are some possibilities that come to mind: Say, "Oh wait! Is this the theater for Rocky Horror Picture Show? But in answer to your question, yes, I've seen it before." -or- "Why are you asking? Are you a jerk or something?" -or- Turn to the people they're doing this in front of and in a stage w... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Im confused as to how I can have a satisfiable sex life? |
aspardon |
Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 12:23 am
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Masturbate a lot. Every now and then buy the services of a nice hooker. Not frequently enough to bankrupt yourself, though. thats kinda what I do. Thing is I was never into girls or a laides man. Its like masrtutabrion/porn became a speical interest casue I was so horny and I liek to masturabte aro... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Im confused as to how I can have a satisfiable sex life? |
aspardon |
Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 12:03 am
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With that list of qualities I would consider suggesting getting involved in the adult movies industry. Just a thought. As funny as or unserious as you are being?? I have conisdered this a lot. <ayeb due to aspergers or not Im not really interested in people ore relatioships or even sex. However, I ... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Im confused as to how I can have a satisfiable sex life? |
aspardon |
Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 11:30 pm
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I have very confilcting ideas. Take the lsit and see and if you have any advice? 1. I am very horny guy. 2. I really only want sex with attractive girls 3. Im not that bothered about sexual intercourse but do like other sex/intimate acts. 4. I could easily make sex (read as sex acts) every night 5. ... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What would you say if someone asked if you are a virgin? |
aspardon |
Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 10:12 pm
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Elora_Danan wrote: Just say "you're not my type" or "sure". I mean really, why are they asking you that in the first place? Make them feel like the fool for asking such an immature question.
askint to make a fool or show they are superoir etc..to me |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What would you say if someone asked if you are a virgin? |
aspardon |
Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 10:07 pm
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In front of a group off people.
I aint a virgin but still I feel offended. I just said in a sarcastic voice ''ýeh''
I think asking in frotn off people is a sign of disrespect? I shouldve gave him a dirty look and ignored? |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: what do you think off talking openly about sex |
aspardon |
Posted: 17 Jun 2011, 10:19 am
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Replies: 49 Views: 865
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well actually even if I sometimes like to do sex acts or had a good sex expeirence I feel no need to tell the world or my fellow co-workers or even freinds. FOr me even if I got all the sex with siup[ermodels everynight In various places in various funny scenarios I still have no desire to talk open... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Feeling stares and people behind you |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 11:14 pm
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im sure this applies to NT as well though |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: what do you think off talking openly about sex |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 10:59 pm
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if you can, get some skills, get some pay, go after women who are 7's in appearance but 10's in mentality and you'll be much better off. don't worry about all this nonsense. most people are ugly. you're just normal, that's all. at least you aren't part of this jersey shore herpes crew you have to b... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: what do you think off talking openly about sex |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 10:49 pm
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I think because 1. Im ugly 2. I never speak in groups 3. I dislike eye contact 4. I dont socialise/intorverted It would seem to most I do not get sex. Its due to the combo becuase even the ugliest people get sex, say I am 4-6/10 I can get sex. But if a person never speaks and seems aloof. It would a... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: what do you think off talking openly about sex |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 9:12 pm
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You must mean that you like to keep your sex life private in real life because after reading just 2 or 3 previous threads you started I feel I know enough about your sex life to last me for the rest of my life. 8O Anyway, I don't have any friends to talk to really, and if I did, I do not like to ta... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: what do you think off talking openly about sex |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 9:02 pm
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You must mean that you like to keep your sex life private in real life because after reading just 2 or 3 previous threads you started I feel I know enough about your sex life to last me for the rest of my life. 8O Anyway, I don't have any friends to talk to really, and if I did, I do not like to ta... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: what do you think off talking openly about sex |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 8:51 pm
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"sod off" also works. you can also ignore them and walk off and do something else. and why are you hanging around slu*ty people anyway? Im at work in a restauratn, the chefs are pretty common and rude and the old waitress and a couple other are also pretty vulgar. Ive never had much off a job befor... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: DO you think like a robot |
aspardon |
Posted: 16 Jun 2011, 8:48 pm
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I used to like to pretend I was a Terminator. I'd walk like one and play the Terminator theme song in my head and scan for threats. Nobody ever messed with me when I was doing that. lol i do that I even say when I get pizza in arnie voice...''ill be back'' when I levae reatuarat lol... I alwasy use... |
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