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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Do Aspie men have penises? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 7:51 pm
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Replies: 137
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OneStepBeyond wrote: i've yet to see evidence
Stick your mouth in an empty bathroom glory hole. You may be surprised. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What can a man (or woman) do to be sexy for you? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 11:48 pm
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Replies: 56
Views: 1,296
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| A simple unzip of the pants and subsequent fellatio. I was with a girlfriend about four years ago when we were watching a movie. She paused the film and said "Pull down your pants". Abrupt and really f****n' sexy. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Attention: Ladies of the Forum |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:50 pm
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Replies: 119
Views: 1,969
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emlion wrote: Okay. This is getting weird and creepy now.
Then why are you in this thread? |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: paying for sex |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:45 pm
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Replies: 132
Views: 2,264
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| Pleas explain why a boyfriend or a husband would pay their wife or girlfriend to have sex with them :? Explain why some women (i.e. a lot of them) require a diamond-studded wedding ring and an expensive ceremony with all of the adorned trimmings? Why are birthday and anniversary gifts mandatory? Li... |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Famous Gays by their branch of service (GAME) |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:28 pm
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Replies: 20
Views: 3,756
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: So who's really more desperate? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:25 pm
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Replies: 24
Views: 2,982
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I have trouble meeting women who are humble, honest and sane. And the ones who have all of those qualities are either taken, moving away soon or pregnant with another man's child. Must be this small town I'm living in.  |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Do you know what urine tastes like? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:15 pm
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Replies: 20
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| I don't know Mathgirl if I could listen to my Mother if she told me to "Drink my pee." I always shower. :) I imagine it is a salty water taste since that is essentially its composition. It's more complicated than that. There's the... *tang* of salt, since you're touching a human, but there's also t... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: You're on death row |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:15 pm
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Replies: 34
Views: 591
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dating People for Cuddling? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2011, 12:05 pm
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Replies: 7
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| I cannot cuddle without having sex first. It just does not work for me. I get horny, the lady gets irritated that'd I be so "cheeky" to have an erection and it turns out to be a frustrating, blue-balled mess. If it works for you, go for it. Find a lady who'll satisfy your cuddling needs. I'm sure th... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Do you know what urine tastes like? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 24 Sep 2011, 8:18 pm
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Replies: 20
Views: 349
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| Eat five asparagus stalks, drink three glasses of water and report back to me. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Weed? Pot? Who tokes? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2011, 2:37 am
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Replies: 76
Views: 1,661
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| I fancy the drug, but if I smoke too often I become lethargic, apathetic and my mind and vocabulary turns into liquid s**t. At the maximum I toke up twice a month. There are a lot of tasty strains out there. The stronger the better. And once you mix it with hash? Forget about it. Blast off. :D |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Got anything random to say? Adult Version |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2011, 2:28 am
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Replies: 20,926
Views: 194,376
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNi48f567E[/youtube]
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Poll about aspie penis size |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2011, 2:27 am
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Replies: 98
Views: 2,041
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TeaEarlGreyHot wrote: My penis is quite large. 
I suppose being a hermaphrodite does count.   |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Unsexy ways of saying "I lust after you." |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2011, 2:19 am
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Replies: 268
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| I'm glad you haven't washed for a week. Mind if I go fishing? |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Joe Arpaio for president? |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2011, 2:05 am
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Replies: 12
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| That evil, corrupt windbag is running for office? Who the f**k cares anyways? Elections are a joke. I'll vote for him. Or maybe I should vote for Big Bird or Donald Duck. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: It's Been Around Six Months Since my Last Date |
| Bloviater |
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Posted: 22 Sep 2011, 5:22 pm
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Replies: 15
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Bataar wrote: 6 months isn't bad. I'm going on 2 years.
Same here. It sucks. On the other hand, I'd rather be alone than at the behest of a total b***h.  |
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