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Forum: The Haven Topic: life is crap |
| TAFKASH |
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Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 7:12 pm
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Replies: 17
Views: 2,606
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| Bullhockey! (errr... which is I believe an accepted term in the States... or I might be making it up... whatever) Life can be crap if you let it - I should know as mine was for 38 years. Now though my life is fantastic because I finally quit wallowing and did something about it. AS makes the whole h... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Aspies, are you use to being "lonely"? |
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Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 10:34 pm
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Replies: 17
Views: 2,872
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All kind of sums up the whole Asperger's experience really - the deep, yearning need to be with other people when alone, that turns into the deep, yearning need to be alone again as soon as you're not. The ultimate catch-22 condition  |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Post a random truth (about yourself) |
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Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 10:24 pm
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Replies: 19,618
Views: 1,152,628
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| I still owe Sue Johnston and Ricky Tomlinson (and another random actor who was on "Brookside" with them at the time but who has since disappeared into obscurity) 50p I borrowed off them to buy a pint 23 years ago. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: aspfijhweigheiguhsrgeth |
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Posted: 01 Dec 2005, 7:19 am
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Replies: 12
Views: 1,939
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Its tough when you look like a bus ran over you, but you only ever fancy people who are much more attractive.....  |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Masturbation - your thoughts on it? |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2005, 9:21 am
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Replies: 482
Views: 8,388
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vetivert wrote: sorry, i'm confused - when did madonna's arm fall off?
It's what happens when you spend too much time fiddling with your venus. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: I don't understand you guys |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2005, 7:37 am
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Replies: 109
Views: 1,747
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| I understand that the DSM IV testing criteria has now officially been amended due to Happeh's great discoveries - I exclusively reveal the new standards: A. Qualitative impairment in physical development, as manifested by at least two of the following 1. A notable impairment in visual acuity. 2. Ove... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: I like my men how I like my Tea... |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2005, 5:56 pm
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Replies: 43
Views: 747
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Makes a slurping sound whilst filling you with hot liquid.
So, you think that was predictable, eh? So shoot me then!  |
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Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends Topic: Charley says never talk to strangers |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2005, 11:44 am
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,750
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"I wish.... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!"
"Then learn not to stim, young man..... learn not to stim....." |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: The Next Person... |
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Posted: 23 Nov 2005, 12:06 pm
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Replies: 5,916
Views: 277,632
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"Get orrrrf moi laaaaaaand! Dum-da-dum-da-dum-da-duuuum..... dum-da-dum-da-daaaah-dum......". I hate it with a passion......
The next person knows how many roads a man must walk down...... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: I Heart Wikipedia |
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Posted: 23 Nov 2005, 10:33 am
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Replies: 32
Views: 3,616
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| ....and the "Banana Split" song..... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: I Heart Wikipedia |
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Posted: 23 Nov 2005, 10:30 am
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Replies: 32
Views: 3,616
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You also forgot "I'm a talentless t**t cynically generated by faceless multi-mega-national corporates to suck money from braindead chav scumbags" by Eminem....  |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: The Next Person... |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2005, 5:19 pm
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Replies: 5,916
Views: 277,632
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Its just HP sauce, honest..... 
The next person will make some pointless comment just to get their post count up..... |
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Forum: Art, Writing, and Music Topic: good guitar players |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2005, 5:10 pm
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Replies: 34
Views: 10,025
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| I'd have to say Tommy Emmanuel, David Gilmour and Eric Clapton are probably the three biggest influences on my own personal style that I've come to admire greatly. Ahhhhh, Eric Clapton..... The Richard Clayderman of guitar players...... The guy hasn't played a non-flacid-and-boring-as-hell lick sin... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: I'm all toasty. |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2005, 12:20 pm
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,281
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After a very tiring day spent battling with extremely discontented brass monkeys round these parts, I can nought but dream whistfully of a state of toastiness.....  |
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Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends Topic: What do you like about your family? |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2005, 11:58 am
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Replies: 9
Views: 2,064
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| What I like most about my family is that I only have to see them twice a year..... |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: White Phosphorus Anyone? |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2005, 6:33 am
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Replies: 75
Views: 6,318
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| P.S. Yes I am bored and in a funny mood tonight..... Was it funny? When I realized it was a waste of time, I ignored it. Yes..... yourself and the twin pariahs of wit and intelligence are only very vaguely acquainted then I take it? I must introduce you sometime - you'd get along swimmingly I've ev... |
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