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Butterfly
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07 Feb 2015, 12:21 am

downbutnotout wrote:
They make especially awful jokes.

I mentioned that one of the topics in my class would be troubleshooting boot errors. He replies, "The boot doesn't fit, that's the problem!" I tried to talk to him about Python once, but he just told me that I was trying to program with a snake.


Why do programmers always confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because 31 OCT == 25 DEC.

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WillMcC
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02 Mar 2015, 10:54 pm

Having an unusual sense of humour isn't a bug - it's a feature


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03 Mar 2015, 11:25 am

0_equals_true wrote:
Lighten up :D

Python is named after Monty Python after all.

Programmers are a glorious race of eccentric people. Get used to it, take Why the lucky stiff for example.

You will be assimilated.


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11 Mar 2015, 11:14 pm

Why did the programmer set a comic-book store on fire?

Because he needed a burnt virgin offering for malloc.


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