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naturalplastic wrote:

Why don't mathmaticians distinquish Halloween from Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Some people don't get this one so i'll explain it. Use Windows built-in calculator. Change the View to Programmer. On the conversion table side you will see Hex (Hexadecimal), Dec (Decimal), Oct (Octal) & Bin (Binary). If you type the value 25 for decimal it'll show up as 19 for hex, 11001 for bin & 31 for oct. Pretty funky, eh wot?

Dairy Queen is pregnant,
She went out with Burger King,
And he forgot to wrap his Whopper !

Einstein, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn’t move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt. After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, “Found you Newton! That was easy.”
Newton says, “No you didn’t. You found Pascal.” He points down to the square in the dirt. “One Newton per meter squared.”

An anthropologist was living amongst the natives of a jungle village in a godforsaken corner of New Guinea.

The moment he arrived in the village he became of the sound of drumming- constant drumming in the background.

The natives informed him that "whatever happens the drumming must never stop. It is forbidden for us ever to allow the drumming to stop."

So the anthropologist lived in the village and studied the inhabitants for weeks and had long stopped thinking about nor even consciously hearing the constant drumming sound.

But one mourning he suddenly awoke, and felt ill at ease.

Somthing was different.
Then he realized it.

The drumming had STOPPED!

He ran around the village frantically seeking out a native.
He found one man and then frantically asked the native "why has the drumming stopped? What does that mean? What is going to happen next?"

The native man just rolled his eyes, and then said "bass solo".

The number you have reached is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees.

I love these jokes!!

If you think about it, a computer is basically just an actuary with a soul.

What do you get if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
Nothing! You can't cross a vector and a scalar!

How do you make a seal a sea lion?
You remove an electron!

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are called upon and asked to build an enclosure of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.

The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design.

The physicist pointed out that building it around the equator would take advantage of the earth's curvature, giving the enclosure maximal inside area.

The mathematician just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said “I declare myself to be outside the enclosure!”

Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction!