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Alot of the jokes here require some manner of intelligence. That and it was the first thing I thought of for nerd jokes.

In order to be social, you have to take RISCs!

Sex is like investing money.
You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

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A bunch of doctors went out duck hunting. A psychiatrist, a pediatrician, an OB/GYN, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist. They were all out real early out there in the blind. Had the thermos of hot coffee and a little Jack Daniel's Black to go in it and they were all set. They were watching. They were intent. They were ready.

All of a sudden they see one lone duck flying over. They stand up and get ready. The psychiatrist says "He's flying alone, so he may be depressed. It wouldn't be right to shoot him" so he sits down. The pediatrician says "He may not be fully mature, so I don't think I'll shoot him" and he sits down. The OB/GYN says "Well, that might even be a female and she could be breeding, I won't shoot that one!" and sits down. The internist says "I, well, I don't know, I'm not even sure that's a duck" he looks to the surgeon and says "What do you think?"

Meanwhile the surgeons just been standing there watching them, shaking his head. He takes aim, BLAM! and shoots it down out of the sky. He turns to the pathologist and says "Go see what that is".

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.

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y = 7x + 3 walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions".

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangeroo?
|elephant||kangeroo|sin(theta)

A definate integral walks into a bar and asks for a pint of vodka. The barman asks "are you sure?"
And the integral replies "Of course, I know my limits".

A chicken farmer has a problem: his chickens aren't laying any eggs. Not being very smart himself, he asks his next door neighbour, a physicist, for help solving the problem. The physicist goes and looks at the chickens, then takes out a piece of paper and starts doing some work. Finally he says to the farmer: "Well, I have a solution, but it only works for spherical chickens travelling in a vacuum."

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are sitting in a field in England. A black sheep walks buy. The engineer says "I guess English sheep are all black." The physicist objects: "We don't have enough information to say that. All we know is that this particular sheep is black." The mathematician shakes his head and says "No. All we know for certain is that this side of this particular sheep, viewed from this particular angle is black."

I tried taking Carl Sagan's advice on baking an apple pie from scratch, but couldn't figure out a way to accurately intersect membranes in the eleventh dimension.

Good thing I brought my library card cuz I'm checking you out!