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11 Jun 2013, 5:28 pm

Who is Justin Bieber anyway? An American politician?


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11 Jun 2013, 6:38 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Who is Justin Bieber anyway? An American politician?

An androgynous former teen-pop singing star who wants to be taken seriously as an adult, but who doesn't quite have what it takes.



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12 Jun 2013, 2:13 am

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Space.

The Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship.

Bieber-Prize.

Its ongoing mission.

To explore strange, new music.

To seek out night life.

And new audiences.

To boldly go from where it can not possibly ever return!


It's Great:-)
Maybe Bieber meet Klingons :)



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14 Jun 2013, 3:48 pm

Sandra Bernhard calls Bieber ‘a punk’

March 25, 2013 5:48 am

“I’d like to transport him into outer space,” she said.



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14 Jun 2013, 4:11 pm

pawelk1986 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Space.

The Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship.

Bieber-Prize.

Its ongoing mission.

To explore strange, new music.

To seek out night life.

And new audiences.

To boldly go from where it can not possibly ever return!


It's Great:-)
Maybe Bieber meet Klingons :)

What is worse: That the Klingons goes to war against us because we sent Justin Bieber to them, or to have Justin Bieber down here on Earth?
I vote for the option that means that my thorax will be teared open by a Bat'leth, by the way.


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15 Jun 2013, 7:30 am

Fnord wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Who is Justin Bieber anyway? An American politician?

An androgynous former teen-pop singing star who wants to be taken seriously as an adult, but who doesn't quite have what it takes.


He was never 'androgynous'.

He was a conventionally hunky male teenybopper heart throb who sang bubblegum pop, and packed concerts with "teen girls and cougars" according to a friend who works at a local concert venue.



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15 Jun 2013, 8:01 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Fnord wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Who is Justin Bieber anyway? An American politician?

An androgynous former teen-pop singing star who wants to be taken seriously as an adult, but who doesn't quite have what it takes.


He was never 'androgynous'.

He was a conventionally hunky male teenybopper heart throb who sang bubblegum pop, and packed concerts with "teen girls and cougars" according to a friend who works at a local concert venue.


Michael Jackson was androgynous.



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15 Jun 2013, 9:12 pm

Ground control to "Major Tom" (i.e. Justin Bieber) you're circuit's dead, there's something wrong...can you hear us, Major Tom.....

(response) Baby Baby Baby Oooh......

Can you hear us, Major Tom....


Good. Leave him there. Bah to crappy manufactured pop music. I want quality in my music.



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15 Jun 2013, 10:27 pm

Who are we gonna make fun of if bieber is gone?


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15 Jun 2013, 11:03 pm

ruveyn wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Fnord wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Who is Justin Bieber anyway? An American politician?
An androgynous former teen-pop singing star who wants to be taken seriously as an adult, but who doesn't quite have what it takes.
He was never 'androgynous'. He was a conventionally hunky male teenybopper heart throb who sang bubblegum pop, and packed concerts with "teen girls and cougars" according to a friend who works at a local concert venue.
Michael Jackson was androgynous.

If MJ is the zero-standard of androgyny, then the rest of the world (women included) is hyper-male.



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16 Jun 2013, 9:42 am

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Who are we gonna make fun of if bieber is gone?

Alex Jones and Eric Hovind?


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16 Jun 2013, 3:58 pm

Fnord wrote:
Space.

The Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship.

Bieber-Prize.

Its ongoing mission.

To explore strange, new music.

To seek out night life.

And new audiences.

To boldly go from where it can not possibly ever return!


Well said!! !!...as usual
LOL!! !



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16 Jun 2013, 4:18 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Fnord wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Who is Justin Bieber anyway? An American politician?

An androgynous former teen-pop singing star who wants to be taken seriously as an adult, but who doesn't quite have what it takes.


He was never 'androgynous'.

He was a conventionally hunky male teenybopper heart throb who sang bubblegum pop, and packed concerts with "teen girls and cougars" according to a friend who works at a local concert venue.


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I don't know about conventionally hunky, but he is still a kid. I see a Lindsey Lohan future of spoiled rampages, drugs, and court dates ahead of him. It's unfortunate, because he probably is very talented under all the manufactured polish.



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17 Jun 2013, 7:53 am

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In space, no one can hear him sing.
:lmao:

Just got an idea for a great Sci-fi farce.


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17 Jun 2013, 9:25 pm

While he's up there maybe we can strike a deal with "them" , and swap him for an alien pop singer.

In fact I saw a tabloid headline about a farmer who swore that "A UFO space alien sang "Love Me Tender'".



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23 Jun 2013, 6:09 pm

Speaking of Bieber, has anyone noticed that Bieber looks exactly like Miley Cyrus and vice versa? Maybe they're twins or....could it be (dramatic chords) they're the same person?