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26 Jul 2005, 1:09 pm

Getting electrocuted when he spills his coffee on the keyboard.


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26 Jul 2005, 1:52 pm

thatrsdude wrote:
Getting electrocuted when he spills his coffee on the keyboard.


He can't get electrocuted by a keyboard because they operate at roughly 5 volts DC 200mA

How about he gets electrocuted by his monitor (assuming it's CRT as LCDs use low voltage)


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26 Jul 2005, 1:56 pm

You don't know what sort of weird keyboard Bill Gates uses. It could spill on his hard drive if he uses his CD ROM drive as a drink holder...


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26 Jul 2005, 1:59 pm

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You don't know what sort of weird keyboard Bill Gates uses. It could spill on his hard drive if he uses his CD ROM as a drink holder...


hmm, the hard drive being inside his box of doom, well maybe exposed to mains votages if he puts his coffee mug on top of the base unit and he spills it into the PSU

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27 Jul 2005, 4:02 pm

Getting a blue screen for his eyes and hanging



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12 Aug 2005, 7:33 am

Getting his head smashed into his monitor and then being cut to death by the broken glass.

This is such a pleasant topic...


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12 Aug 2005, 11:36 am

He goes off to africa to show how charitable he is by presenting a cheque to an animal reserve. Then suddenly he get rushed and mauled by a rhinocerous. Death by Long Horn.



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26 Sep 2005, 6:19 pm

genral cancer (general failure... :roll: )



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26 Sep 2005, 8:54 pm

Losing his virginity.


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27 Sep 2005, 10:56 pm

Regarding that last one...ouch...

...But I honestly just think his death will be by homicide. It appears that the only person more commonly disliked than Microsoft's emperor is the current American president. (I do not mean to divert the topic.)



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29 Sep 2005, 6:15 pm

Blue Screen of Death.



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29 Sep 2005, 6:17 pm

I think hes got laid before, I think he has enough money that 90% of women would do him for .01% of it.


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29 Sep 2005, 10:26 pm

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I think hes got laid before, I think he has enough money that 90% of women would do him for .01% of it.


Half my family can retire on that much money. 8O I'd consider if that much money is involved.


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08 Nov 2005, 12:37 pm

eamonn wrote:
He goes off to africa to show how charitable he is by presenting a cheque to an animal reserve. Then suddenly he get rushed and mauled by a rhinocerous. Death by Long Horn.
(Too bad he re-named that product.)

Attempts to donate Longhorn to Texas A&M: Gigged by Aggies.


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12 Nov 2005, 6:49 am

Figures out how to enter the matrix, then dies trying.

Penguins fire apples out of cannons made out of MS-DOS boot disks and Soundblaster 16 cards at Bill Gates, then turn arond and fire iPod Nanos out of a machine gun made from discarded Macs at Steve Jobs, before firing E.T. carts at Nolan Bushnell....

I should write a novel!


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12 Nov 2005, 7:44 am

crushed by material wealth, i wonder if steven hawking has AS.