^^ Ubuntu blows goats in comparison to... well everything else. It is just your perception. Or perhaps you like feeling or telling others that you are different somehow.
My first "OS" was Sinclair BASIC.
My first Microsoft OS was DOS 2.0 on an original PC (4.77 MHz, 512KB RAM (yeah KB, or 0.5MB), 12" amber monitor, two 5.25" floppies and no hard drive).
Since then I've used DOS 3.3, 5.0, (skipped the horrible horrible 4.1), Windows 2, Windows 3, Win 95, Win 98, Windows 2000 (all of a sudden Windows became a really really nice OS!), XP, Vista, and now I'm using Windows 7.
I've been running Linux on and off since mid-90s. There's always always something cripplingly wrong with it. Sure it can be fixed...... if you know C++ and can download the source code of the missing driver and recompile the kernel and manually edit some CONF file. Forget that. I'd like Linus to please return to me the hundreds of hours of my life I spent hacking Linux.
I carried an Apple Powerbook for a few years. OS X is okay for what it is. But it is really dumbed down too much for my liking. I also don't like their window and task management UI.