Need an Aspie to help make a prototype of cellular device!

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PersephoneX
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03 Jan 2012, 10:02 pm

Must have knowledge of how cell phones work and components.

This is a well paid job.

Post a reply or email me at [Mod. redacted: please do not post personal contact details; use PM to contact PersephoneX]

Thank You my other wordly friends!



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03 Jan 2012, 11:29 pm

E.T.?



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03 Jan 2012, 11:51 pm

I like E.T. as much as all the other aliens. :P

Now, what did you mean? :D



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03 Jan 2012, 11:59 pm

Nah dude, here's what you do, all right, it's a winning strategy I have here for you to make boatloads of money.

http://us.vertu.com/

Here, you get people to manufacture REALLY FANCY cases, made of titanium alloy or something, and then to sell them for more money, make gold buttons and stuff. Then...plop in Nokia phones from many years ago inside said cases. Then you talk a lot about fanciness and how great being rich is, and sell said phone for 5000 for the base model, then go to like 20K for the "smartphone" which runs off Symbian. Tout how great the concierge service is, when in reality it's worse than the concierge service that comes with most everyone's Mastercard they don't use anyway. Make sure to use words like "elegant" and "sophisticated" and "lifestyle" a lot, and make sure your website looks clean and it looks like you shaved that morning.

http://us.vertu.com/showroom/accessorie ... e-ca-61dv/
Click add to cart, just for fun.



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04 Jan 2012, 3:01 am

I have invented something and need a person with knowledge about the actual construction and function of a cell phone to help me make a prototype.

This isn't some kind of Fairytale where I try to sell you something. ( Like some other posts I've seen) I just thought I'd rather work with a dedicated specialist, so I am searching among my peers, as we often are specialists.



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04 Jan 2012, 10:08 am

1000Knives wrote:
Nah dude, here's what you do, all right, it's a winning strategy I have here for you to make boatloads of money.

http://us.vertu.com/

Here, you get people to manufacture REALLY FANCY cases, made of titanium alloy or something, and then to sell them for more money, make gold buttons and stuff. Then...plop in Nokia phones from many years ago inside said cases. Then you talk a lot about fanciness and how great being rich is, and sell said phone for 5000 for the base model, then go to like 20K for the "smartphone" which runs off Symbian. Tout how great the concierge service is, when in reality it's worse than the concierge service that comes with most everyone's Mastercard they don't use anyway. Make sure to use words like "elegant" and "sophisticated" and "lifestyle" a lot, and make sure your website looks clean and it looks like you shaved that morning.

http://us.vertu.com/showroom/accessorie ... e-ca-61dv/
Click add to cart, just for fun.


Pfft, that's nothing.

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How about that iPhone 3GS Supreme for... Wait for it... £1.92 million! Sold on a badly made website which hasn't even capitalised "iphone" correctly! 8O



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04 Jan 2012, 10:18 am

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05 Jan 2012, 9:05 pm

I am android developer, and I am also a very good android developer. If there is anyway I can help let me know. If you need a OS made I'm the man to do it.