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21 Jan 2016, 11:15 pm

I'm always getting Halloween and Christmas mixed up, because to a programmer like me, OCT(31) is the same as DEC(25).


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23 Jan 2016, 12:02 am

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I'm stealing this.


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30 Jan 2016, 2:21 am

the file that says not-porn, is 99% something that is most definitely porn, just saying.

the best way to explain a computer to someone is how NOT to do it.


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31 Jan 2016, 1:56 pm

Two strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What will you have?"
The first string says "I'll have a beer."
The second string says "I'll have a beer.u49dj3*1\vke9)*v<swl!5[~.?sp^g%$"
The first string says "You'll have to excuse my friend. He's not null-terminated."



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03 Feb 2016, 8:32 pm

Dazjorz: "We are the Borg on IRC"

[21:10] *** dazjorz changed nick to We
[21:10] * We are the Borg.
[21:10] *** We changed nick to Lower
[21:10] * Lower your shields and power down your weapons.
[21:11] *** Lower changed nick to We
[21:11] * We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
[21:11] *** We changed nick to Resistance
[21:11] * Resistance is futile.
[21:11] *** Resistance changed nick to __You
[21:11] * __You will be assimilated.
[21:11] *** __You changed nick to dazjorz

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13 Feb 2016, 12:18 pm

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