izzeme wrote:
well, since monkeys are a subset of apes, he has his lineage backwards for a start.
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Huh?. Monkeys are not a "subset of apes". Monkeys and apes are classed as separate subgroups of primates. And since apes are thought to have evolved from old world monkeys its the apes who would be nested inside the clade of "monkeys" rather then the other way around if you had to lump them together.
The primates are subdivided into: prosimians (pre monkeys, like lemurs), New World monkeys, Old World monkeys, and then "apes" .
The further subdividing of 'apes' is now in flux, but basically its: lesser apes (gibbons), Orangutans (the one Asian "greater ape"), and the "African greater apes". The latter being the gorillas, chimps, bonobos, and also (strictly speaking) us humans. We are ourselves an "African ape" like our siblings the chimps and gorillas.
But you are right that apes have little to connect them with canids besides the fact that some (but not all ) canids have a "pack mentality" that apes also ( presumably independently) evolved.
Dog dentition is more specialized for carnivory than that of apes. And dog paws are nothing like primate hands.
If you are going by the paws on the ends of the fore limbs apes and humans are much more like raccoons than they are like any member of the dog family. Raccoon paws are much more humanlike than the forefeet of fido. So even raccoons are more plausible as our ancestors than are wolves or foxes.
The only primates that even superficially resemble dogs in the face are baboons (non ape monkeys) and some prosimians (there is a species of Madagascar lemur that looks like a clipped French poodle that climbs trees) which are also not apes.