AbominableSnoCone wrote:
THIS IS A DAY OF NATIONAL CONSECRATION!111!11 OMG WTF AND IM C3RTANE TAHT ON THIS DAY MAH FALOW MERICANS 3XPECT TAHT ON MAH INDUCTION IN2 TEH PRESIEDNCY I WIL ADRES TH3M WIT A CANDOR AND A D3CISION WHICH DA PR3S3NT SITUATION OF OUR PEOPL3 IMPELS
THIS!1!!1! OMG WTF IS PREMIENNTLY DA TIEM 2 SP3AK DA TRUTH DA WHOLE TRUTH FRANKLY AND BOLDLY!!1!1!! OMG NOR NED WE SHRINK FROM HONESTLY FACNG CONDITIONS IN OUR COUNTRY 2DAY!1!!!1!! OMG THIS GRAAT NATION WIL 3NDURE AS IT HAS ENDURED WIL RAVIEV AND WIL PROSPAR
SO1!11! FIRST OF AL LAT MA ASERT MAH FIRM BLEIF TAHT TEH ONLY THNG W3 HAEV 2 F3AR IS FEAR ITS3LF - NM3L3S UNR3ASONNG UNJUSTIFEID T3ROR WHICH PARALYZES NED3D EFORTS 2 CONVART RETREAT IN2 ADVANCE1!!11 WTF IN EVERY DARK HOUR OF OUR NATIONAL LIEF A L3AEDRSHIP OF FRANKN3S AND OF VIGOR HAS MAT WIT TAHT UNDERSTANDNG AND SUPORT OF TEH PAOPL3 TH3MSELV3S WHICH IS ASENTIAL 2 VIC2RY!!11 WTF LOL AND IM CONVINCED TAHT U WIL AGANE GIEV TAHT SUPORT 2 L3AEDRSHIP IN THESE CRITICAL DAYS
IN!! !!111! LOL SUCH A SPIRIT ON MAH PART AND ON UR W3 FAEC OUR COMON DIFICULTEIS!!!1! THEY CONCERN THANK GOD ONLY M8RIAL THNGS!11!1!! VALU3S HAEV SHRUNK 2 FANTASTIC LEVALS TAEXS HAEV RIESN OUR ABILITY 2 PAY HAS FALEN GOV3RNMENT OF AL KINDS IS FAECD BY SERIOUS CURTALEM3NT OF INCOME TEH M3ANS OF AXCHANGE R FROZEN IN DA CURANTS OF TRAED TEH THEIR LAAEVS OF INDUSTRIAL ANT3RPRIES LEI ON AV3RY SIED FARMERS FIND NO MARKETS FOR THERE PRODUCE AND TEH SAVNGS OF MANY YEARS IN THOUSANDS OF FMILEIS R GONE11!!1!! ! OMG WTF MORA IMPORTANT A HOST OF UN3MPLOYED CITIEZNS FAEC TEH GRIM PROBLEM OF EXISTANC3 AND AN 3QUALY GRAAT NUMBR 2IL WIT LITLE RETURN!! !!11 ONLY A FOLISH OPTIMIST CAN DENY TEH DARK R3ALITEIS OF DA MOMENT!!!1!1 WTF
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Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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