The Ironic Death of Bill Gates

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What would be an ironic death for the Asperger version of Darth Vader; Bill Gates?

I can think of a few...

Ninety-eight pound body crushed under vast amounts of material wealth...

Hospital error caused by faulty Microsoft Products...

Slaughtered by violent-video game addict over poor ending in Halo 2...

Enraged Windows user...

Enraged Macintosh user...

Enraged Linux user...

Enraged Netscape user...

Enraged Firefox user...

Killed by psionic shockwave caused by billions of angry responses to error messages...

Suicide after running out of things to dominate...

Brutal fistfight with George Lucas over who's a bigger shill...

Shouting match with Michael Moore over who's more hypocritical...

Infected rash from wearing the same t-shirt since 1975...

Starves to death in new 10 000 room manor...

Entire empire stolen by software pirates... starves in the gutter...

Squished by a computer.

Succumbed to a virus....

Stardate 07072005!

A unknown message from another time space:

Hmmmmphvvvvv! Hmmmmphvvvv!
Know that your crew escaped! YOu
Doctor Sarcastic_Name are my prisoner
and you horribly out of place friends
won't save you.

As this is spoken, a hoard of penguins
invade Doctor Sarcastic_Names head!
and screams of torment eminate the
echoing chamber!

Hmmmmphvvv! Hmmmmmphvvvv!

Give up! and join the darkside!

....................As this is spoken a
slight blip of blue light sends a
gazzillion pist off penguins freshly
ejected off the Starship W.P and
they horridly peck at Emperor'
Gates, and a brief message is
relayed!

Hi! Plewwwww! this is Lowfreq and
here are you penguins! Ooooh!
by the way I removed your influence
of and them and they will save
Sarcastic_Name! Plewwwwww!

As this tonge stick out a giant server
barely misses the emperor, and
he say's, "I will get that starship
WrongPlanet!" as large amount
of penguins carry off Doctor_Sarcastic
Name to safety and thus creating
the penguiin rebellion called LInux!

I thought you got rid of them. And everyone was asleep in who knows where.

You miss read it! this is where the beamed
penguins went before the crew entered the
wormhole and dissapeared!

Kind of like a "As one event occurs here,
another one is going on at the same time"

So! the crew are off somewhere in a deep
sleep!

And bill Gates got linux penguins in exchange
for his evilness, thus we know have the origin
of the Linux OS! in the Starship W.P universe!

Hmmmm!

Oh, I didn't realize this was all in humor at first. You are all funny!

Thank you...

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Get's eaten alive by bugs. ( preferably skateboard sized cockroaches)

Here's another that came to mind it's a bit more artful, and more allegorical.--Don't hold your breath for the Movie version!

Dies in the middle of open heart surgery in Ulan Bator, Mongolia after he collapses whilst speaking during an award cerimony. He is speaking here because MS donated a computers to be used by students in Mongolian school system. (A great way to keep Macs out and dominate computing even more) The surgery is being remotely administered by a doctor at Cedars/Sinai Medical Center via I2. The Windows computer controlling the surgical robotics succumbs to a nasty virus/worm and promptly dies. The backup computer also dies when it is brought online, because the hospital's network is also infected,( MS all the way) including the Microsoft router/firewall.

The virus in question was cludged togeather by a 14 year old kid in Nigeria. He wrote it to infect his Islamic school's computer network because he was sent to the principal's office and summarily beaten and thrown out of school by the principal for repeatedly surfing Porno sites.

Enraged internet explorer user

A fox and a penguin attack....at the same time!

Found out he's been using Firefox with an IE theme and goes suicidal.

found with that f*****g paperclip shoved in his head.

Eats a poisioned macintosh apple.

Opens up new window.........and jumps out of it.

He dies of an anurism from trying to figure out his own XP command lines.