The stupidest movies you've ever seen

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Open Water, Random Off-Color swearing and nudity but rarely any Sharks.

Battlefield: Earth is not the worst movie anymore, Paris Hilton's The Hottie and the Nottie had beat it out, glad to say I won't be seeing this crapfest

Any romantic comedy ever made and almost every zombie movie.

The list is long.

Desk Set (1957)

A feature-length IBM advertisement starring Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn.

Tank girl
Rat Race ( I liked it)
Door Number 24 (very boring)
Scary Movie movies (I like them but they are meant to be dumb because they're parodies)
Jane Austin's Mafia (I like the movie too because it's also a parody of other movies)

Ong-bak
The Protector(I know he can fight, but for cripes sake at least pretend to care about the plot)
Transporter 2

the only stupid movies I remember are the ones that are stupid in a good way with that in mind.

Heres my list.

Red spectacles: sure it's based on the existentialist idea that life is a recurign dream but it's just so Random and weird it makes no sense, I mean one moment he beating the s#$% out of soem attacker an the next he shares beer with one with a neone sing readin "beer", than he proceeds ot beat the s%^& out of him. you need to see it to know why it's a great film.

Space balls: it was such a excellently absurd parody supposedly the reason ther wasn't asecond was because gorge lucas payed Mel Brooks alot of money not to make anoth

airplane: once agian Good stupid, I only wish I could speak Jive as good as that old lady.

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Stupid as in BAD?

I mean Dumb and Dumber was stupid but so funny I laughed till I threw up in the theatre.

Worst film ever was that National Lampoon Paris Hilton movie, cant remeber the name.

Crash 2005

What was the point of hearing a swear word every other line?
How the hell did this win Best Picture?

Zoolander
Walk, Don't Run (the most boring movie about the Olympic Games ever made)

I think it was called Pledge This

Any overly-hyped, substanceless money grubbing con.

90% of movies nowadays.

The one that takes the cake: Gigli, with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Never saw it, but the amount of commericals that ran for it, considering how bad critics and people said it was.

But do you like Shaun of the Dead?


My list:

Jersey Girl (I like Kevin Smith as a writer, a director and a person. He's far and away one of the nicest celebrities i've ever met, but Jersey Girl is not a very good movie. Even he believes so. It's not good. Sigh.)

Meet the Spartans (You can guess the whole movie from just watching the trailer)

Click (The only movie i've ever walked out of in my entire life. Terrible)

Gigli tops them all on the stupid list. Even the critics hated it, and they usually like anything, even if it complete trash. That has to be an indicator of how bad it is. Also, part of the movie relied on making fun of the handicapped for it's dubious entertainment value. I hated "Something About Mary" for the same reason, not to mention that it, too, was a colossally stupid movie.

Meet the Fockers

40 Year Old Virgin

Kangaroo Jack

Saving Silverman-I saw five minutes of it and couldn't stand it.

There's a polish sitcome "świat według kiepskich" I guess that would be the stupidest. It's about a drunk who constantly searches for ways to get beer. For example he builds a ghost hunter to change spirits to beer etc. There's no plot except for that. It's always
do something stupid-> make beer.
Despite this it's the most popular sitcom in poland.