wobbegong wrote:
Mr Mark,
I don't wear shirts like that because if I did, some prick would chuck a bucket of cold water at me just to look, and if I went to lunch at an italian restaurant, I'd get red splatters all down the front and feel mortified.
Yeah, I eat my Italian food at home and shirtless because I can just wipe it off the front of me. Bleach won't always get tomato sauce completely out of white cotton the first time. Spray'n'Wash helps, but skin cleans up so easy it makes me feel like clothes are kinda stupid.
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