What's the worst film you've ever seen?

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The worst movie I ever saw was Barnyard: The Original Party Animals. They even turned it to a TV show on Nicktoons! What a waste of time.

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...besides the great title, this film is so lame i don't think it would even amuse a little kid. and yet, can't be watched for the IT'S SO BAD IT'S GOOD factor, either!

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Johnson Family Vacation was absolutely awful... those spoof movies that inexplicably get made and make $$$ can't even be considered movies.

yeah. i feel like the director did this. lets take everything kind of cool in the first movie and redo it in the second movie. Well director, how do we bring back Rocco? Good question. Lets have this terrible dream sequence, on a hockey rink, with Rocco and the cat, everybody loves that cat, and then lets take it to a building, where we can get pseudo-culturally relevant, by talking about man's desire to break crap then build it back up.

You're a genius, director.

I thought it would have been cool if they made it, that they continued to fight crime, then one of them sinned, thus taking away their deus ex machina safety, and the rest of the movie, would be about them finding redemption.

That being said, the very ending was okay, and i'll probably still go see the third one. Blah. I was surprised how many people liked it tho. Who knows. Maybe i'm just being harsh.

BLASPHEMY! Only joking, i enjoyed it for being a total head-f**k of a movie.

I have also had the displeasure of seeing that movie, and you're right that it really isn't enjoyable even on a campy level. Just a really awful film.

The only way I'm able to even sit through that movie is with MST3K.

Not sure when it comes to the worst movie I have ever seen, but the worst movie I have seen within the last couple of weeks is probably Troy. It's so cheesy and lame...

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I actually used to like that movie. But then again, that was a couple of years ago when I didn't know what a good movie actually was (I was hooked on anime at the time and had seen very few live action films at that point). I tried rewatching D:DALI a couple of months ago and there was nothing funny about it at all.

The worst movie I'd seen recently was Sex and the City 2. Normally, I love Sex and the City, but did they need to make a sequel? When the first one came out, I liked it, but after repeated viewings of the DVD, I was sick and tired of listening to Carrie whine and fuss and complain about Big leaving her at the altar. It was like, "Enough, already!" The second one was even worse. It was just Carrie and her friends on vacation. I saw the first one because I wanted to see how things were tied up after the series finale, and I saw the second one because, despite the poor reviews, I wanted to see for myself how bad it was. I don't know if there are any Sex and the City fans on this site. If there are, I'm sure they'd agree.

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Typical of you to say batman forever on your list isn't it? Batman Forever is far more enjoyable than the Dark Knight and Batman Begins.

Ooh, Jamesy wants to play rough! Alright, Batman Forever is a huge steaming turd of a film. 1-0!

And lo, the film student hath spake. And it was opinionated. And dim.


It's not up to you what films people like and don't like, so just let 'em have it. Seriously.
I think the worst film I've seen lately was probably 'The Marine' with John Cena from WWF in. It was awful. Some action movie meat-head friend of mine bought it and stuck it on. I was not impressed.

only my opinion. but i thought the movie was pant. pure pants.