What is the Sexiest Movie Ever?

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Here is a recent film you might consider

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KmnrEWoYrE[/youtube]

SLEEPING BEAUTY

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588398/

It is a bit slow moving. It is about a sexy young woman who takes a job where she is drugged to sleep so that elderly perverts can play with her while she sleeps.

If you like sexy movies, then you may enjoy Sex is Comedy

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zIncRyDFo[/youtube]

It is about a film director who is trying to make a sexy movie, but the leading actor and actress can't get along. She finally pulls off the love-making scene. Parts of the film are funny--with the lead actor clowning around while wearing his artificial penis.

I just finished Sex and Zen

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105287/

This is a sex comedy that could only have been produced in Hong Kong. I gather that this is one of the best known of the Hong Kong Category 3 erotic movies. The plot involves a scholar who wishes to engage in a hedonistic lifestyle. For some reason, a wealthy man thinks that it is a good idea to arrange a marriage between the scholar and his sheltered, prudish daughter, played by an actress who is famous for her naturally large breast size. After the scholar has introduced his new wife to the pleasures of sex, he soon takes interest in other men's wives. Unfortunately, his efforts to woo these women are hampered by both his poor staying power and his small penis. So, he gets a penis transplant from a horse. Following the operation, the scholar undergoes a sexual odyssey while leaving his wife neglected at home.

There are at least 3 sequels (including a recent 3-D one): so far, I've only watched the first one. There are, of course, the colourful Chinese costumes, some fanciful Kung Fu fighting, and some Zen-style morals.

A Frozen Flower

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155053/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1wb5Tr_pyE[/youtube]

Quite a good film. It is about a Korean king, who is so homosexual that he is incapable of having coitus with the queen or any of his concubines. He is in love with one of his guards. However, he is under a lot of pressure to produce an heir to the crown. So, he orders his lover to shag the queen. The queen and his guard eventually fall madly in love with each other, with disastrous consequences.

For the sake of finishing the series, I watched Sex and Zen 2 and Sex and Zen 3. I don't especially recommend them, unless your guilty pleasure is soft-core Chinese porn. The first Sex and Zen movie was funny.

3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy. This one I do recommend, provided your guilty pleasure is soft-core Chinese porn. Too much gore for my taste, but I do enjoy looking at naked Chinese ladies. If Santa got you a 3-D television with 3-D blue-ray player, add this one to your collection. I don't have the 3-D outfit--I just watched a high-definition 2-D download. I can only imagine that the 3-D version is loads of fun.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycqk16UrYWI[/youtube]

my present special interest must be sexy movies.

Anyway, I just watched Le Nom des Gens (English title: The Names of Love)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1646974/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYSKY7uxooM[/youtube]

It is about a romance between a lively young leftist woman who sleeps with right-wing men in order to convert them, and a rather stuffy older man. I thought it was quite good. Leonel Jospin appears briefly in the movie.

It reminded me a little bit of an old Jane Fonda/Robert Redford movie, Barefoot in the Park

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX0NhHtFEqk[/youtube]

Except that Sara Forestier is much sexier than Jane Fonda.

Batalla en el Cielo

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDDEN95Qn6I[/youtube]

It is about a Mexican guy who feels guilty about having kidnapped a baby who died while he was hoping to get some ransom, and who confesses the crime to the daughter of the man for whom he works as a driver (and who might be regarded as a nymphomaniac), who encourages him to turn himself in for the crime.

I will agree with the reviewer who wrote "His liking to work with non actors is welcome and his treatment of actual graphic sex is stunning."

Anapola Mushkadiz was absolutely scrumptious in the movie.

I'm going on a little bit of a sexy movie binge lately.

I just watched Homo Erectus -- a National Lampoon movie

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIdAZSqKg90[/youtube]

A lot of the reviewers didn't like it at all:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0484207/

But, I thought that it was a rather clever social commentary, that featured a lot of really hot chicks in cavegirl bikinis.

Hellraiser 1 and 2, easily.

Species and Species 2 .....what?.......I sometimes feel like a sex crazed alien so I feel I can relate to EVE.

I suppose that we could add any R-rated movie that starred Halle Berry 25-30 years ago. The mandatory 20-second T&A segments definitely make the films worth watching.

Dangerous Liaisons
La Ronde (the 1940s one with Anton Walbrook, dir. Max Ophuls)
Woman in the Dunes (mostly not, but two VERY erotic scenes)

Big Fish (But, really just that scene with Ewan McGregor standing in the daffodils.)

Here is an excellent uber-sexy movie: Natalie (or Natali)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R_L-vm5hIA[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqRgET8_l6A[/youtube]

Korea has produced some outstanding films over the past few years. And, Korea has some of the sexiest actresses, too.

Personally, I like "Labyrinth."