Can You Recommend A Really, Really Bad Movie?

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How about Modern Vampires? It's probably one of the stupidest vampire movies ever made next to the Twilight films. You have Casper Van Dien who plays a "hip" cigar-chomping vampire and Rod Steiger playing a nazi-like Van Helsing who recruits crip gangsters to help him hunt down and destroy vampires in Los Angeles. Also if you're a heterosexual guy you might like the endless parade of female vampire boobage in the film.

I can't recommend The Room even more than anything else. I love these horrible movies, and I quote them almost every day. Here's some more:

Troll 2
Birdemic Shock and Terror (I've actually been to several places where they shot)
Shark Attack 3
Die You Zombie Bastards
Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
Megafault (Kinda sad how it was Britney Murphy's last movie. It's that bad)
Pretty much Anything by the Asylum
Twilight
Star War The Third Gatherers: Backstroke of the West (Not a real movie, but a badly subbed Chinese bootleg of Star Wars Episode 3 that has amazingly hilarious subtitles.)

And that's my list. Enjoy the hell out of it.

I highly recommend The Room, which a few people have already mentioned. It is so bad that it is utterly bewildering, and leaves you in a stupified trance.

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Tim Burton's planet of the apes remake. I was watching it earlier today and it was just as horrific as I remembered.

70s Godzilla movies. Try the dubbed versions for extra suck.

Has anyone heard of Ed Wood? He was one of Hollywood's worst directors.
But they're so bad that they're good.

YOU SHOULD SEE: Glen Or Glenda?
Very odd movie. =]

I would imagine you know of Tim Burton's movie, Ed Wood, starring Johny Depp in the tittle role. That's how I fist became aware of Wood, and his terrible masterpiece, Plan Nine From Outer Space.
Personally, I think Glen Or Glenda was almost like three different takes on the same movie - the first half being a typically bad Wood movie, the middle looking like an almost decent expressionist film, with the final, much shorter portion being the equivalent to a high school documentary of the time.
At least that's my take on it.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

4 pages of terrible movies, and no Star Wars Holiday Special?

Galaxy Of Terror ( cult classic if you seen the worm scene)

Equinox is really bad.

Has dumb young adults, horrible special effects, nonsensical plot, and a forest ranger named Asmodeus.

I HATED "The Hangover". I don't get how it's supposed to be funny. Also "Dude, Where's My Car?" I think my cousin had us watch that as payback for all the psychology-related movies I'd shown her.

Caligula is the worst AND one of the most offensive movies ever made. The uncut Imperial Edition is especially bad....



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This move is so bad, it even makes depictions of hardcore sex uninteresting...

PS

...yes, he did say,"Take my horse to his own bed."

My fave bad movie is Howard The Duck. I also like Death Bed; The Bed That Eats