You Know You're a Whovian If...

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Might as well make a topic for my favorite tv show and major obsession... Fellow Whovians, gather to help with my list! I'll list a few that I've found myself doing.

You know you're a Whovian if...
-when you see an angel statue your heart rate increases and you don't look away.
-you wear a bowtie frequently, and when others ask why, you simply reply that "Bowties are cool."
-you freak out whenever you see anything with two shadows.
-your favorite band is Chameleon Circuit.
-you have auditory hallucinations of the TARDIS materializing

You know you're a Whovian if...
-you wear your celery instead of eating it.
-a cricketeer's uniform is suitable for any occasion, even combat.
-you are never completely dressed without your impractically long, multicolored scarf.
-your screwdrivers all emit a high-pitched tone when used.
-the sound of chains being dragged back and forth across corrugated metal gives you feelings of nostalgia.
-you can find practically anything in your pockets if you search long and hard enough.

Are those the people from Whoville?

No.

We're fans of the BBC television series "Doctor Who".

Serious or no, that got a for serious laugh out of me.

Anyway, adding to the list...

-You blow all your money on Doctor Who merchandise
-You nearly got heatstroke because you walked around in a tweed jacket all day when it was 80° outside
-You become homicidal when others mistake your sonic screwdriver for a lightsaber

You meet a nice girl, and all you can speak are lines from Dr. Who...

Her: "It's nice to meet you!"

You: "It's nice to be met!"

Her: "Are you from out of town?"

You: "Yes, but not yet."

Her: "What do you mean?"

You: "Time isn't a straight line. It's convoluted. Oh, sure, there are loads of boring stuff. Like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons. But now and then there are Saturdays."

Her: "Uhh ... sure ... okay ..."

You: "The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes -- very rarely -- seemingly impossible things just happen and we call them miracles."

Her: "Look ... it's been nice, but ... no offense, but ... you're kinda weird ... "

You: "Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way."

Her: "Igottagobye!"

-The words 'bad wolf' send shivers up your spine.

You know you're a whovian if...
-Beans are evil (bad bad beans)
-One day we will be "upgraded"
-You've actually eaten fish fingers and custard
-You would like a jelly baby
-One day he shall come back
-UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!! !
-You're standing on his scarf

I am not normally a dr. who watcher, but I did read something fascinating about how the video wizards are restoring the "lost" kinescoped episodes, transforming them from dull gray and jerky images to live-video full smooth motion COLOR quality, like they were recorded yesterday.

That sounds neat. Do you have a link to the article?

-Whenever you hear something described as 'racist' you automatically think dalek.
-You know how to write in Gallifreyan

http://www.restoration-team.co.uk/

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard/read that . . .

Anyway . . .
You're a Whovian if:

You watch Big Bang Theory for the Doctor Who jokes
Your Tardis cookie jar has a place of honor in the middle of the table
Your Tardis cookie jar is full of jelly babies
Your mother got someone to knit you a beautiful blue Tardis scarf for your birthday
Which looks very nice in the closet next to your fourth Doctor scarf
"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't be childish, sometimes" is your motto