Hilariously dumb Celebrity quotes

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Sometimes people just don't think before they speak, ending up saying something really stupid and making a fool out of themselves. Many celebrities have done this "blooper", and I'd like you to share/post those here.

Here's three for a start:

Mariah Carey:


Brooke Shields:


Britney Spears


PS: You don't have to post photo's if you don't feel like it, you can also just write the quote and the name of the person who said it. If you know in which situation they "dumb'ed out themselves" you can also add that.

"And now the sequence of events, in no particular order." - Dan Rather, television news anchor

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive." - Johnny Depp

"I learned this from a college graduate. She'd smoke a joint the night before a test, while she was studying, and then again in the morning and everything she had read would come right back. I tried this s**t five times and I swear to God, I've never made less than a 92." - Lil' Wayne

"Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20." - Barack Obama

"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." - Axl Rose

"It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people." - Bryant Gumbel

"Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex." - Charles Barkley, retired NBA basketball player

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

"I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body." - Christina Aguilera

"I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump

"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton

"I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states." - Racquel Welch

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting; only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required" - Sheryl Crow

"I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is." - Sienna Miller

"Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack." - Whitney Houston

"Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped." - Sean Connery

"Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid."
-Eminem

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Jessica Simpson's "Is it chicken or is it fish?" about the Chicken of the Sea brand of canned tuna fish.

That at least had a measure of logic to it, even though it was still sad. Jessica grew up not having to do a lot for herself, so getting married to Nick Lachey was a huge reality check (no pun intended). I really hope that wasn't the reason for their divorce, though.

"How can I forget the rainbow? I've got rainbows coming out my ass!" - Judy Garland

"I know it wasn't rape-rape. I think it was something else, but I don't believe it was rape-rape." - Whoopi Goldberg discussing Roman Polanski

Here's a quote that's not dumb, but is exactly what came to mind after reading all the previous quotes:

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." - Professor Farnsworth, Futurama