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17 Sep 2016, 6:31 am

Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top.



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17 Sep 2016, 7:17 am

I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookie win.


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17 Sep 2016, 10:54 pm

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?



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17 Sep 2016, 10:57 pm

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!


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17 Sep 2016, 11:09 pm

Kuraudo777 wrote:
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!


You're a healer, there's a patient.


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17 Sep 2016, 11:10 pm

There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! But back at the war room, they believe you can win a nuclear war. That there can be "acceptable losses."



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17 Sep 2016, 11:11 pm

Just say no when invited to a Klingon 'bachelor party'.


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17 Sep 2016, 11:34 pm

Gentlemen, I wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I can throw it.



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18 Sep 2016, 12:35 am

I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, tonight, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday...



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18 Sep 2016, 12:39 am

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ... [sniffing, pondering] victory.



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18 Sep 2016, 5:01 am

The Horror. . . The Horror. . .


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18 Sep 2016, 6:56 am

"nobody's perfect!"



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18 Sep 2016, 12:34 pm

I'm a man!

Well, nobody's perfect.


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18 Sep 2016, 8:26 pm

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
 



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18 Sep 2016, 10:22 pm

"Honey I'm home"


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18 Sep 2016, 10:24 pm

I HATE MANURE!