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18 Sep 2016, 10:27 pm

I said no food. I didn't say there was nothing to eat.


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18 Sep 2016, 10:35 pm

As you reminded me, Marty, I'm a scientist, so I must be scientific about this. I cautioned you about disrupting the continuum for your own personal benefit. Therefore, I must do no less. We shall proceed as planned, and as soon as we return to 1985, we'll destroy this infernal machine. Traveling through time has become much too painful.



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18 Sep 2016, 10:36 pm

Morality. The last bastion of a coward.


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18 Sep 2016, 10:39 pm

The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!



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18 Sep 2016, 10:42 pm

A little too much bourbon in his bourbon.


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18 Sep 2016, 11:49 pm

Nobody! Calls me... chicken.



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19 Sep 2016, 4:34 am

Nobody calls me yellow!


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19 Sep 2016, 5:10 am

Rooster Cogburn: Boots, I got Hayes and some youngster outside with Moon and Quincy. I want you to bury 'em for me. I'm in a hurry.
Capt. Boots Finch: They're dead?
Rooster Cogburn: Well, I wouldn't want you to bury 'em if they wasn't.



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19 Sep 2016, 2:42 pm

Exclusive Broadway rights to the worst show ever written and a signed contract with the worst director who ever lived! We're in business!


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19 Sep 2016, 8:39 pm

When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a h*rd *n, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.



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19 Sep 2016, 8:44 pm

How do you think that we fund this organization, huh? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.


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19 Sep 2016, 8:46 pm

go ahead, make my day!



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20 Sep 2016, 5:02 am

Stormtrooper: "I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open."

Rey: "And you'll drop your weapon."

Stormtrooper: "And I'll drop my weapon."


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20 Sep 2016, 5:25 am

help! I've fallen and I can't get up!



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20 Sep 2016, 9:05 am

This isn't training. In training they just give you an 'F'. Out here, you get killed.


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20 Sep 2016, 12:22 pm

You know about Skye's parents, about the darkness that lies inside her. I believe in a world where her true nature will reveal itself. And when that day comes, maybe you two could be monsters together.


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