KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
SonicMisaki wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
SonicMisaki wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
----1 hours later, on board the Pequod----
(We appear)
Yakko: "Is this the love boat?"
ME: No. I think this is Risky's pirate ship. (Everyone else is confused.) Punk'd! Still, it's definitely not the looooooove boat.
Me: "No, this is a whaling ship."
ME: Beat ya to it, Ky. (I see a large man trundling toward us.) D-d-d-d-don't hurt me, master!
NATIVE: ... (Stares blankly at the fourth wall, then looks at us.) I Queequeg.
ME: Queasy, ah? You shouldn't have eaten that secret calamari salad from last Wednesday.
DOT: I don't know what that meant.
Me: "He misheard, Dot." (Another man approaches us) "Hello?"
Man: "Call me Ishmael."
Me: "Call me Kyle 'The Ghost'."
Wakko: "Call me irresponsible."
Dot: "Call me anytime, but not collect, okay, kid?"
Me: " They call me Brainfreeze. "
" where are we? "
Ishmael: "You're on board the
Pequod."
Me: "Who's in charge here?"
Ishmael: (Points to a door) "Our supreme lord and dictator never seems to come out during the day, only at night."
ME: Eh? He must be easily embarrassed in public.
ISHMAEL: No. He's just a day sleeper.
YAKKO: (Blows passionate kiss to camera.) Goodnight, everybody!
WAKKO: (Notices the mast.) Look, guys! Miniature golf!
ME: Now, now. There's no--huh?! (Notices the Warners have pulled out golf clubs.) James, this isn't the right time to hit the toy links.