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My favorite author to read is a fanfiction writer; she manages to surprise me on a regular basis, while still writing plausible and in-character fiction. It's rare to find that combination. Her grammar isn't perfect, but she more than makes up for it with originality.

Another one of my stupid fan fics to read:

A Queen’s Adventure

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A Prospit Monarch sits in her throne room. What is her name?
=>Enter Name
Your name for her, Sexy Monarch, is rejected due to it’s demeaning and offensive qualities. Wait, you remember her name now it’s...
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White Queen!
=>WQ:Examine Room
The gold walls are very fanciful, and much to your personal liking. Your throne has a nice quality to it. Unfortunately, you are the sole leader of the city since the king died along with the Derse one.
=>WQ:Do Lewd Dance in Front of Every Prospitian on Your Balcony
No! That would be wrong on many levels. Also, you don’t love them in that way. After all, it would be disrespect to the posthumous King (although you have realized that it has been years now, and that some people think your attractive.)
=>WQ:View Planets
You look over the planets. On the Land of Crypts and Helium. You continue looking at it, when you notice that a Prospitian whispers that a Dersite agent was approaching to kill the Maid of Life. You dash down to where the Maid of Life is, and see some Derse Douchebag with a sword about to stab her.
=>WQ:Apprehend Douchebag
You succesfully layout the villain with your Awesome Staff of Leadership and Stuff.
=>WQ:Look at Dersite
It’s Jack Noir.
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You are finally relieved of this nightmare.
=>WQ:Tell Servants to Bring this Rogue to Justice
They successfully bring him to a cell. Now you can continue whatever you were doing.
=>WQ:Fantasize about Karkat
Who is this Karkat you talk of? You have never seen anyone named Karkat, and quite frankly have no desire or aversion to meet one.
=>WQ: Wait
Seeing as you have nothing else to do, you guess you can do this. Kind of boring, but so is a lot of things.
You turn on some nice Prospitian tunes and look cool with your cane.
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After an hour or so, you get a message that there is trouble in the prisons. After a few minutes, a pumpkin appears out of nowhere with,”look inside” written on it. A spade is on it.
=>WQ:Look Inside Pumpkin
You see the decapitated head of a prospitian. You are obviously disturbed by this, and send a large amount of guards to Jack’s cell to clobber him for his deeds.
Justice will be swift.
=>WQ: Look at Planet Again.
You look at the Land of Crypts and Helium again. You see a tall attractive man wearing a hat and a suit.
=>WQ:Fantasize Over Man
You look at him. His smooth, clean shaven face. His large yet not unattractive nose. His...
Stop doing this! It’s stupid for you to do this. Also, someone might walk in on you.
=>WQ:Sit on Throne
You comfortably sit on your throne, thinking over the recent ordeals. It is going to be a long night.

How stupid is this?

Some 40k fan fiction(please note this based off my knowledge of the in-game lore):

The grizzled commissar Lupis Galis and his group of 35 Imperial guardsman walked in between the burning pile of dead ork boyz, grotz, and the such. The ground was already covered with blood, organs, and the usual visceral matter left behind after a battle. The mud seemed to be deep, and the dead bramble thick. Ruins of buildings were close, as also was the barbed wire and random, dropped weapon. The air smelled awful, and already five of the soldiers had vomited.
A group of ten armored, 8 foot tall humanoids suddenly was spotted in the distance, and a thunderous shot hurtled towards them. A guardsman was ripped viciously into bloody chunks. The spike-covered, horned power armor stood out purple, and the banner it had on its back only meant one thing:
Chaos Marines of Slashneesh.
Lupis quickly ran behind cover and radioed the close by base. “...Were under attack by a traitor group!...Yes, I’m serious...get a Baneblade here, now!”
Galis then took out his bolt pistol and chainsword. If the tank didn’t get here soon enough, he would have to make his last stand here. Then he told his men,”alright, you five, use a frag grenade as a distraction while the rest of us get high ground.” Galis and the twenty-nine soldiers made their way upon the top of a ruined building, and then waited for the distraction. It diverted the attention of some of the Chaos marines, enough so that the troops with high ground could throw a couple frag grenades in the middle of their ranks and then bring down lasgun and bolt pistol fire upon them. They took out four of them with the frag grenade, and then another with the weaponry. The remaining half routed.
While the rest of the guardsman felt notably more cheery, Galis still didn’t feel good. Chaos Space Marines didn’t just run away from a conflict when a few of them died. Daemons must be coming.
The commissar said to the rest of his group, “calm down. More are coming. those were probably just scouts.” Sure enough, a portal to the warp appeared too close for comfort, and fifty daemonettes came running out.
Suddenly, eleven large artillery blast collided with them, leaving only 22 alive.
The Baneblade had arrived.
Galis, who realised his bolt pistol had run out of ammunition, took one of his men’s lasguns. It was going to be a fight. The Chaos marines were coming back, and some more arrived.
The Baneblade fired again at the daemonettes, destroying six more and a few Chaos Marines. Galis then threw a grenade at them. A Chaos Marine grabbed it and threw it back.
Commissar Galis jumped out into the middle of the enemy. He was quickly ripped to shreds, guts and other body parts covering the ground.
Imperial Guard troops arrived soon, as did a group of Black Templars. The daemons and traitors all died, and the planet was left before it was subject to Exterminatus.

Awful?

The only fanfiction I actually sat down and read was My Little Dashie, one of the only stories that I have almost actually cried in (case in point, amazing). Other than that, I'm more of a fan of fan comics. Even got some ideas of my own I'd like to start on once I get a working laptop.

Not really "fan fiction" per say, but a story were an infamous Mary Sue get's defeated by an associate of mine's character.

Death of the “Goff”

A six-foot,four inches tall lone figure approaches the home of some girl who had some really stupid name. Ebony? Evony? Who gives a damn, she’s going to die!
The tall man’s nanofiber trench-coat swept the ground, a fedora upon his head, the face concealed behind a kevlar mask, hands encased in kevlar gloves, and the boots made of, you guessed it, kevlar. Also, underneath the cloak concealed six sawed-off shotguns, a sniper rifle, a crowbar, and two SMGs. He had the body structure of a muscle builder, but covered in thousands of scars. The hair was stringy, black, and long in contrast to his almost white skin and sharp, greyish-black eyes. The face underneath the mask looked like it had been attacked by some type of wild animal, but was still somehow handsome.
He was Jack.
He had somehow came into this odd world with a note that sent him the directions to the place. He also knew that, after finishing the contact, he would be sent back with a sum of money from the people who told him to do this.
Obviously, this was perfectly fine with him.
The door was opened, and he walked in. Some goth girl dressed in fishnet stockings stood in his way. Jack, who had low tolerance for such things, blasted her with the shotgun in the torso. It didn’t kill her, but it did blast the person across the room. Then he walked into a kitchen and got a bottle of beer from the freezer. He then emptied it, refilling it with rubbing alcohol mixed with some canola oil, and stuffed a tissue down the place where you drink from. Next, he lit the tissue aflame and then through it into the girl. This succeed in reducing her to ash.
Jack then made another of those incendiary devices, and reduced the house to nothing. Then he got the hell away from the place.

What did you think?

sounds like one Mary-Sue being offed by another.

exactly my point. It's a battle between two. However, due to one basically being a Canon-Sue, the incident turns to his favor.

I think he's pretty damn cannon (har har, I made a pun) too. She just doesn't get described in such loving detail. If she was a real Cannon Sue, she'd use her healing and telekenetic powers to win the fight.

Guess which Mary Sue he killed?

the one that's utterly pathetic but loved by everyone anyway, a la the Twilight heroine?

Sorta correct, but it is an actually character in a fan fiction which infamy is remembered well. Look closely at the title, and then you might get who he just killed.

Well, the 'goth,' obviously, but I've seen them with killer powers, too.

I don't like fanfiction, only canon.

I read some fanfiction. Usually only for the franchises I'm really into at the moment. And I gotta admit I read quite a lot of slash too.

I don't like Alternative Universe or Out of Character stuff though, and I prefer if the stories are at least somewhat believable and well written. Some of the slashfiction out there is creepy. I don't want to judge, but I try to avoid the super weird ones.

Def a big ya on that!! !

Mainly slash. Lemon, some lime, fluff, AU, etc.

As far as worlds:

Harry Potter: Snarry, and Harry and Cedric.
Qaf: Justin/Brian and Randy/Gale
Buffy: Angel/Spike, Wes/Angel
Supernatural: Destiel (Dean/Cas) and some Wincest (Dean/Sam) - this is my current obsession... Destiel.

What did you think of my fan fiction?