The stupidest movies you've ever seen

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THANK you. Gus Van Sant's films bore me to tears....

The film I hate most is "Lost in Translation." Most boring film I've EVER seen. Two hours of Bill Murray looking bored. Plot? What plot? Characters? What characters? Dialogue? What dialogue? The film was so drenched in subtlety that it felt like the "film" wasn't even there at all, and that I was just watching Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanson on vacation in Tokyo. I can't imagine why this film got best original screenplay--probably because the director, Sofia Coppola, is the daughter of Francis Ford Coppola. My dad liked it, but I heard him SNORING through it. He said you'd have to be his age to understand why it was good, but my mom is his age and she hated it too. I wouldn't hate it so much if critics didn't love it; most overrated film ever made, hands down.

The most purely STUPID movie though? I gotta give it to Batman & Robin...

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Though, that film at least works as an unintentional comedy. XD Right up there with "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

LMAO!

bwahhaha

Spaceballs?

That might be one of the best movies ever.

The Perfect Score
The Other Boleyn Girl
My Blueberry Nights
The Mummy Returns
Crash

Beyond the Wall of Sleep

This movie dares to put the name of Lovecraft on the cover but don't be fooled its the biggest load of crap ever to have his named taped to the side of it. I would rather watch a Bert I gordon movie, I would rather watch wild world of batwoman than this movie. I woudl rather watch red zone cuba, without the mst3k riffing. than watch thsi movie.


even for a crap sub par B horror flick that has gone strieght to video it really scrapes the bottom of the barrel.

the whole movie makes you want to vomit or have a ceasure, has no acting at all and basically fails in every area possible. If ever there was a move to use as an example of how not to do a movie this one would for that.


please do yourself a favor and avoid this excuse for a film like the plague. even better if you can go back in time and make sure nobody responsible for this film being made is ever born.

Meet the Spartans It was my first spoof film. I have to say there were bits that I liked, but overall, very stupid, slapsticky and nuts.

Just don't judge other spoofs by it. Look at Mel Brooks' old films, like "Spaceballs," "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," or "Blazing Saddles." THOSE were real spoofs!

I'm watching From Dusk Till Dawn right now and I'm am not enjoying it
Even for a vampire movie it's pretty stupid
I only want to see the end out of morbid curiosity

Oh My God! I have just watched a movie that is actually stupider then "What the Bleep Do We Know?" called The Secret
I feel like most my brain has been scooped out with one of thoses things they scoop ice cream with.

Eragon, but any film based on a book so poor is going to be appalling.

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I agree but the book is really good

Although these movies weren't even trying to be smart....

The Gingerdead Man
Troll 2

shrek series :p

DejaQ, this answer is totally unsat! Dodgeball is about triumph over adversity. And it has Christine Taylor in it.

"Dont Look Now" is quite ridiculous - its about a couple who lose their daughter in a drowning accident, and end up in Venice, to try and move on and the whole thing winds up with a really confusing plot about a psychic woman, a weird witch-like woman prowling around in a red coat and a completely unexplained hatchet murder at the end for no apparent reason. Watch it if you like films with no apparent plot.

'Click' with Adam Sandler.

If he wasn't so easy to look at I would have turned it off after the first 5 minutes.

I still want that hour & a half back though.