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Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me. . . Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Demons I get, people are crazy.

I know it is wet, and the sun is not sunny. But we can have lots of good fun that is funny!

Something's rotten in Denmark.

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 'Yes, ma'am'.

This is why Superman works alone.

No Beauty.

Just the Beast.

A BAT CREDIT CARD!?! I'LL KILL YOU!! ! I'LL KILL YOU!! ! (maniacally fires off gun in the process)

So anyway when you're as super as me you don't just get one trailer, you get two trailers in one week, check this out.

“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.

People have to live their own lives. Nobody can live it for you. Nobody could have made a baseball player out of Uncle Otto, and nobody can make anything but a baseball player out of me.

"Not like your reality challenged husband, here."

"I prefer fantasy augmented..."<---I love that line!! I am going to use it the first chance I get.

~~~~~~~~~Different show~~~~~~~~~~~~

"May I suggest Monkey Bottoms, I can work that into any sentence."

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a ****ing boat.