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07 Oct 2016, 9:14 pm

Everything our parents said was good for us is bad for us. Sunshine, milk, red meat, college,....



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07 Oct 2016, 9:16 pm

Of course I remember Paris.

You wore blue, and the Germans wore gray.



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07 Oct 2016, 9:26 pm

[Clemenceau] said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.



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09 Oct 2016, 4:29 am

That's all, ladies and gentlemen, that's all. Come again to the greatest show on earth. Bring the children. Bring the old folks. You can shake the sawdust off your feet, but you can't shake it outta your heart. Come again, folks. The Greatest Show on Earth. Come again.


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09 Oct 2016, 4:44 am

Y'know, by the end of that first dawn... lost a hundred men. I dunno how many sharks. Maybe a thousand. I dunno how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosun's mate. I thought he was asleep. Reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. Young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. Y'know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. [he pauses, smiles, and raises his glass] Anyway... we delivered the bomb.



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09 Oct 2016, 11:05 am

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.................and I'm all out of bubblegum.


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09 Oct 2016, 4:10 pm

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.



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09 Oct 2016, 6:24 pm

I don't need you , EES or anyone else , I'll get out out of here all by myself you...you... you crud sucking pus monkeys


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09 Oct 2016, 7:32 pm

Inconceivable!



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09 Oct 2016, 7:39 pm

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

As...you...wish...

True love is the greatest thing in the world--except for a nice MLT: mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are just...


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09 Oct 2016, 10:18 pm

didn't you know this ain't Saturday?



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10 Oct 2016, 5:35 am

I admit it's fatally dangerous, but I'd get to fly around like Iron Man.


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10 Oct 2016, 5:36 am

Spoilers :wink:



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10 Oct 2016, 5:40 am

What in the hell is the world coming to?



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10 Oct 2016, 6:09 am

There was a certain amount of unpleasantness, yeah. I don't see what you're so upset about, I've been very considerate. I could've easily thrown up on your bed and slept in my own.


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10 Oct 2016, 6:17 am

Do what I say you pile a' monkey nuts!