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18 Apr 2016, 2:17 pm

"He did it! He missed the broad side of the barn!!"


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18 Apr 2016, 2:26 pm

There's no crying in baseball!


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19 Apr 2016, 1:38 am

c'mon depresso, you like my moves??

let's dance!


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19 Apr 2016, 4:57 am

Lou Gehrig: "Is it three strikes, Doc?"

Clinic doctor: "You want it straight?"

Lou Gehrig: "Sure, straight."

Clinic doctor: "It's three strikes."


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08 May 2016, 7:11 am

Oh. . . That's nice. Ash on my tomatoes!


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10 May 2016, 10:21 pm

My ex-wife still misses me....

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!



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11 May 2016, 4:49 am

Though I don't think, Mama, you can reasonably take credit for making it rain.


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14 May 2016, 3:42 am

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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14 May 2016, 4:03 am

Me and my brother, we're gonna rule London!


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15 May 2016, 2:31 am

We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons.


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15 May 2016, 4:25 am

Baseball was one-hundred-percent of my life.


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16 May 2016, 2:01 am

Balloons. I love them.


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16 May 2016, 4:26 am

Hey! that smarts!
Ouch! that hurts
Yow! that's not fair, giving a guy a shot down there!


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29 May 2016, 1:37 pm

Because saying all those nouns over and over again can really wear you down.


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30 May 2016, 1:32 am

"I just got the curse"

"Ew"


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