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I've got Preparation H in my rear and Smokey the Bear on my back door. We got us a convoy. Over.

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. If that's okay with you, just don't say anything. You've made me very happy.

You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if the room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now.

Mutants: born with extraordinary abilities, and yet still, they are children stumbling in the dark, searching for guidance. A gift can often be a curse. Give someone wings, and they may fly too close to the sun. Give them the power of prophecy, and they may live in fear of the future. Give them the greatest gift of all, powers beyond imagination, and they may think they are meant to rule the world.

A seagull took my sailor hat

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it anymore than you men.

Wish you'd stop being so good to me, Captain.

(A disco is filled with many Muppet monsters dancing and having a great time as three Muppet ladies sing)

Where's my cookie.....Help me find my cookie...please!

(Then Cookie Monster makes a grand entrance, wearing a sequined bow-tie and wristbands, and starts to sing)

The lights were shinin',
The night was fine,
And me was havin' a real good time
Then me got careless,
Me don't know how,
Then me had something that me can't find now!

Me lost me cookie at the disco (disco yeah)
Me lost me cookie in the boogie music,
Me lost me cookie at the disco (oo, oo)
Me want it back (I want it back)
Me want it back again.

(Oh, me not sure how it happened, but me took me favorite cookie to the disco.
Me wanted to give it, you know, a snappy happy good time!
But... me lost cookie! Oh! Yeah!)

The mood exciting,
The music loud,
Me just a point of that happy crowd
Me feet go CRAZY,
Across the floor
But then suddenly my sweetie not be there no more!

Ohhh, cookie!

Me lost me cookie at the disco (disco yeah)
Me lost me cookie in the boogie music,
Me lost me cookie at the disco (oo, oo)
Me want it back (I want it back)
Me want it back again.

(Cookie! Oh please come back to Cookie, cookie!
Ohhh! S'cuse me, you see cookie? Sorry...
S'cuse me, you seen cookie? He dancing... Ohhh!)

Me was so happy,
Me feel so grand,
How this thing happen, me no understand!
Me yell get down, get back!
So how me know?
Me may never find out where me cookie go! Ohhh! Cookie!

Me lost me cookie at the disco (disco yeah)
Me lost me cookie in the boogie music,
Me lost me cookie at the disco (oo, oo)
Me want it back (I want it back)
Me want it back again.

(Cookie Monster continues calling and searching in vain for his cookie, begging the the other monsters to stop dancing, to stop the music and turn the lights on, as the song fades out)

We scare because we care.

Bart(after seeing Gabbo): That cute little character could take America by storm! All he needs is a hook.
Gabbo: I'm a bad widdle boy.
Bart: Aye, carumba!

Twenty-three nineteen! We have a Twenty-three nineteen!

"How many times do I have to tell you..."
"Aw, Mom!"
"Don't 'Aw, Mom' me! How many times have I told you not to play Doctor with that Johnny?"
"But Mom, there's nothing wrong with that!"
"'Nothing wrong with that'? I've told you again and again, Johnny is a specialist! It's costing us a fortune! If you're going to play Doctor, go play it with Ralph. He's a general practitioner."