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I think our friend Chief Inspector Morse could prove to be something of a major pain in the rectum area.
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George here is a magician. He can take seven cars and turn them into a single one before your very eyes. Not necessarily his own cars, of course.
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— I’ve got this long tube here. I need you to swallow it.
— Why?
— So I can look in your stomach and take the biopsy. If you can cooperate, I won’t need to use sedation.
— And if I can’t?
— You’ll miss all the fun and won’t remember a thing.
— How long is this going to last?
— 15 minutes.
— 15 minutes?!
— I think we’ll sedate him, nurse.

I am with the Force, the Force is with me.

What's a cut off face between friends?

Homer: "Alrighty then. Just because rich doesn't mean that we don't have-" (Starts to cry.) "Oh, I can't even finish. I want to be rich!" (Fades to black. The names of the executive producers appear.) "Like these guys!" (The credits for the actors start.) "Hey, look at all these rich people here! Not as rich they should be, of course, but still rich! So look at all these money, so look at all the names that own money, and have lots of money! Oh, he's poor. But look at all these people that aren't- Oh, look at all the people who could buy and sell me! I should send a list of these names to the IRS. I'm taking them all down! Oh, look at all the rich people! Boy, look at all the rich-" (Cut to the Gracie Films logo)

Logo: (Shushes)

Homer: "Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"

Look at this workstation! What a complete slob.

"You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one."

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director Kerreck.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo and the computer's not even on its feet yet.

Hank: Calm down, Boomhauer! I can't understand a word you're saying!

I am not fit to be around children.

David Banner: Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Forget your women, Shiloh, poets are made for each other.

Professor Edward Birack: The outside world doesn't want to hear this kind of BS. Just keep it locked away. You've already managed that for two thousand years.

Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I'm gonna be there when you learn that.