Worst Films you've ever seen

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The Last Airbender: As a fan of the Avatar animated series, this movie makes me feel insulted

Johnny English Reborn: I love Rowan Atkinson, but I nearly fell asleep in the cinema

Must Love Dogs--especially if you want to watch that movie. Poor John Cusak.

Les Misérables (2012) - That awful I was rooting for the royalists to win and massacre the entire cast, especially that miserable smug pretty boy bastard Marius Pontmercy (or perhaps I just took a real dislike to the actor, God knows), just to end the film and save us from the surfeit of godawful singing. I think I must just really not like musicals.

The first Twilight, my mom made me, and (people will hate me for this) The Hunger Games, The concept is good, but I hated what it was, and the concept of it was just a "rip-off" of Battle Royale.

The worst films I seen are Dragonball Evolution and Transformers: Dark of the moon (or as I like to call it, Transformers: crap of the moon)

Dragonball Evolution has no resemblance to the anime and everything in that movie was just so badly done.

For Transformers 3, the movie was boring, unfunny, uninteresting, and just absolutely bad on almost every level.
Why did this movie make so much money and how do people love this movie? I JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE!! !! !! !! !! !! !

Santa Claus (1959) ]

It definately is not the worst movie ever, but dear Lord was it boring!

Basically, the plot is the Devil is trying to stop Santa from delivering his presents to the world. (Or Mexico only, since he never even seems to check on other kids in the world.) Anyway, Santa needs some wizard to give him things to help him while Pitch, a demon, attempts to stop him.

7 minutes of the movie are just flat out filler, (Seriously, it does not add to anything, the children are not singing any Christmas songs, and it's just TOO long. And at the very beginning of all things!) The story is boring at times, flat-out weird at others.

(Santa stated that if he was stranded on Earth, he would starve because he cannot eat Earthly food, he eats CLOUD food! I guess in Mexico at the time, they did not leave a plate of cookies and milk for Santa. If they did....what were they thinking?) Oh, and Santa seems to live in a palace on top of a cloud rather than the North Pole...

Holy Moses (why I didn't retch all over the people in front of me still has me wondering)
Rabbit Test (my fraternity brothers were ready to lynch me for selecting that movie for a fundraiser).
Plan 9 From Outer Space. (That one was so bad it was outright hilarious)

I so want to see that. The Italian DVD is uncut, but has no English subtitles and it's in Italian. I can find the requisite fan-subs online for it though.

I haven't watched many movies since my early adult years, but the worst ones I remember seeing were Tom and Huck, a live-action Disney movie about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn who were played by Johnathon Taylor Thomas and... some other kid, a very forgettable movie, and Flubber, which was a remake of The Absent-minded Professor so no surprise it that it was bad. When I was a little girl my mom took my brother and me to see Superman III, I think it was, but I was young and dumb and liked the movie, although some parts were almost too scary for me. I distinctly remember one part where Lois Lane (I think) tells a bad lady, "You know what? You're a real pain in the neck!" and then punches her in the Adam's apple. Ow.

I've seen some bad ones, Paul Blart's Mall Cop being most recent, actually saying I saw it is lying as I fell asleep 1/2 way through! I have no plans to catch the ending though.

Aaaargh, I just watched Green Hornet on STARZ. I'm so glad I didn't rent it when it first came out. The directors I think couldn't decide whether to make it completely serious or in the opposite direction, a total comedy. It would have been more fun as the latter.

I can think of one that's so bad it's funny: "Timerider: The Adventure Of Lyle Swann" with Fred Ward and Peter Coyote. One line that sticks out in my mind and makes me laugh every single time is this, it refers to Swann's motorcycle - Peter Coyote's character says to another gunslinger: "You stupid butthead. You SHOT it. A machine!! I need that machine!"" hahahaha, lol!!

Birth of a Nation, Valentine's Day, Son of the Mask, The Matrix 2 & 3, The Little Mermaid 2, Daybreakers, Eragon, Terminator 3, High School Musical 1 & 2 & 3, The Miser Brothers Christmas, any of the monster movies on SyFy, every romantic comedy I've ever watched.

The worst film I've seen to date is Drillbit Taylor. Prom Night was a close second. My boyfriend and I at the time saw that movie for a friend's birthday and it's supposed to be a scary movie. We're sitting in the back of the movie theater watching this and looking at each other, going "This isn't even scary."

Both movies were utterly ridiculous to watch.