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KyleTheGhost
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03 Jan 2014, 7:33 am

Nobody calls me chicken!

Great Scott!

Wait a minute, Doc. Ah. . . Are you telling me that you built a time machine. . . out of a DeLorean?

There's that word again. 'Heavy.' Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here.

It's 'leave', you idiot! 'Make like a tree, and leave.' You sound like a da** fool when you say it wrong.


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03 Jan 2014, 9:20 am

"My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan."

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, he'd melt my brain."

"Okay, okay--let's keep this brain-melting stuff to ourselves, all right?"

"Oh, yeah, sure...."


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06 Jan 2014, 1:04 am

I, myself, am strange and unusual.


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06 Jan 2014, 2:26 am

So, once again, the day is saved, thanks to...THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Kids Next Door, battle stations!



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06 Jan 2014, 5:30 am

Nymeria8 wrote:
I, myself, am strange and unusual.


Are you Night of the Living Dead under there?

I'm not scared of sheets.


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06 Jan 2014, 9:21 am

Titans, go!


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06 Jan 2014, 1:02 pm

-Stupid Dog! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
-AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!! !
-Heheheheheheheeeh.
*WHACK*
-OW! What did I do?


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06 Jan 2014, 1:51 pm

"Moon Prism Power, Make Up!"


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07 Jan 2014, 6:01 am

Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! He 'deered' to kill a King's dare.

Take him away! Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.

Mervin? Your name is Mervin?


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08 Jan 2014, 10:59 am

I AM FIRE. I AM. . . DEATH.


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10 Jan 2014, 6:34 am

I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time!

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Made it, ma! Top of the world!

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?


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12 Jan 2014, 7:18 am

"You're fired. You're fired for costing this company millions of Pounds! You're fired for insubordination! You're FIRED for lack of character!"

Lane Pryce: "Very good. Happy Christmas!"


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14 Jan 2014, 8:03 am

Harley Quinn: "I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"


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14 Jan 2014, 2:14 pm

A hospital? What is it? It's a big white building with doctors and lots of patients, but that's not important now.

Water? Like out of the toilet?

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...



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14 Jan 2014, 3:15 pm

Nobody puts baby in the corner



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14 Jan 2014, 10:30 pm

What you need is not a "criminal lawyer".

What you need is... a CRIMINAL...LAWYER!