Inception: I had NO idea what was going on. I felt like I needed a flowchart to tell what the plot was
The English Patient: I agree with YippySkippy--incredibly boring but my wife thought it was the greatest thing ever.
Arlington Road: made me want to find Jeff Bridges and smack him. Predictable AND boring. Wife loved this one too.
The Crying Game: I actually figured out Dill's Big Secret five minutes after she came on screen, and then blurted it out loudly. When I realized that was the secret everyone was hinting about, I said, THAT's IT?? And the Wife liked this as well, starting to think we have serious movie incompatibility
Harry Potter, film AND books. Sorry folks, I may get some heat from this, but I thought these were merely "okay," not worth the monumental hoopla they got. I thought they ripped off Dianne Wynne Jones and a lot of other young adult authors, and didn't really improve on them.
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Diagnosed Bipolar II in 2012, Autism spectrum disorder (moderate) & ADHD in 2015.