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15 Jan 2014, 5:50 am

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What you need is not a "criminal lawyer".

What you need is... a CRIMINAL...LAWYER!


Better call Saul Goodman!


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16 Jan 2014, 6:45 am

Mr. Burns: "Why are my teeth showing like that?"

Man: "Because you're smiling."

Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?


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16 Jan 2014, 5:50 pm

Nose? That don't rhyme with walls.

Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked (Shrill screaming) JUST LIKE THIS!! !


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17 Jan 2014, 9:38 am

Shane (repeatedly): "Lemme Ask you Something."



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19 Jan 2014, 6:16 am

Duke: (To Rocky, about Drago) "He's not a machine, he's a man!"

Drago: (In Russian, about Rocky) "He's not human. He's like a piece of iron."


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19 Jan 2014, 2:19 pm

"I call on the powers of ICE AND SNOW! Ice Powers, GROW!"

"Clean up this mess or YOU'RE FIRED!"


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19 Jan 2014, 5:19 pm

Evanora: "What do you know about goodness? Deep down you are wicked!"

Theodora/Wicked Witch of the West: "I am not WICKED!" (Discharges fireball)

FEAR ME NOT, GOOD PEOPLE OF OZ, FEAR ME NOT. FOR IT IS I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

NOW WITNESS AND OBSERVE AS I UNLEASH THE STARS! BEHOLD!

Zim Zallah Bim!


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20 Jan 2014, 1:32 am

Tell me, What Exactly is the Function of a Rubber Duck?



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20 Jan 2014, 3:35 pm

He don't know me very well, do he?


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21 Jan 2014, 5:42 pm

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Oh! Great warrior. (Laughs) Wars not make one great.


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21 Jan 2014, 6:13 pm

Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.



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23 Jan 2014, 3:11 am

Chosen one


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23 Jan 2014, 7:47 pm

Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket - rockets explode!



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24 Jan 2014, 8:29 am

Never give up. Never surrender.


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25 Jan 2014, 6:18 am

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Every Who down in Whoville loved Christmas a lot. . . but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone.


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25 Jan 2014, 8:21 am

This, is Jack...Rabbit...Slims


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