The stupidest movies you've ever seen

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13 Jul 2011, 11:46 am

I've seen my share of horrible movies, but I can narrow my list down to these:

"North Country" - I had to watch this abomination in a class in college. The movie was so bad, I either drew, worked on a cross word puzzle or tried to ignore it. The movie eventually got so bad, I walked out of the classroom! (The teacher wasn't there, though. She had a family emergency to take care of.) I never want to see that movie again!

The entire "Spy Kids" trilogy or series...whatever that was. The first one was corny, the second one was worse, and the third one was so bad, I had a headache for a good couple days! (Glasses on, glasses off. Lather, rinse, repeat.) I could write a better trilogy than that in my sleep!

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13 Jul 2011, 8:39 pm

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My own Private Idaho

I think that you should give up on life and just crawl into a corner and die. :roll:

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13 Jul 2011, 8:44 pm

SilverProteus wrote:

Any romantic comedy ever made

UNE FEMME EST UNE FEMME

by Godard

it's a sublime "romantic comedy" (though that term makes me want to die).

P.S. Sorry for raping this 3yo thread.

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14 Jul 2011, 8:49 pm

Don't know if I posted in here way back when, but if I did, forgive me. :wink:

1. Junior- Take the Terminator (Arnold Swarztenegger) and make him pregnant. Then use every lame pregnancy cliche that you can think of, and make them last 1 1/2 hours. Basically it's a 'What if a man could be pregnant?" sort of movie.

2. The Howling 3- A bunch of marsupial werecreatures (I think these were aardwolves or something) and having a bunch of bunch of lame stuff that I'd not want to see ever again. The crowning stupidity of this movie was getting to watch a marsupial woman give birth in a barn, and watching the larval creature creature crawling through the thick hair covering her stomach. :eew:

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15 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

Batman and Robin - The WORST adaptation of a Batman movie EVER. Joel Schumacher very nearly succeeded in killing the franchise with this cheesy, neon-drenched and homo-erotic crock of s**t. 5 words: Thank GOD for Christopher Nolan.

Love Actually - The most uninspiring, banal and frankly pointless attempt at ridiculing we Brits. Martine McCutcheon and Hugh Grant are the personification of stupidity, and how Liam Neeson can degrade himself is beyond me. This film is nothing but a reactionary stereotype that desperately tries to confirm the myth that EVERYONE in Britain is a lovable middle-class eccentric. And I HATE IT!

Snakes on a Plane - The fact that poisonous snakes somehow cause chaos on a plane is stupid in itself.

Sucker Punch - Beyond stupid, no matter how hot you expect Vanessa Hudgens to look like in a burlesque outfit or leather.

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18 Jul 2011, 2:00 pm

Epic movie.,Blades of Glory, Spaceballs, and Superman 3 were the only stupidest movies I've seen.

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18 Jul 2011, 3:06 pm

Supernova 2012 and StarQuest.

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18 Jul 2011, 4:00 pm

Batman & Robin
Scott Pilgrim vs The World (I Think)
Superman III & IV
Don Bluth's Thumbelina
Sky High
Inspector Gadget
Some of those made for video Barbie movies (Don't ask me how, it just happened)
Titanic Animated Movie (the one with the rapping dog)
Madagascar

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