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12 Mar 2011, 8:40 am

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I may be the last person alive not to have watched or read for that matter anything to do with Harry Potter.


No, you're one of the last two people alive. :D


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12 Mar 2011, 3:40 pm

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Disaster Movie.


ha! the title speaks for itself. :lol:



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12 Mar 2011, 4:09 pm

All the Movie movies after the Scary Movie series, except for Superhero Movie.



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12 Mar 2011, 4:41 pm

I laugh at all the people who think anything other than Manos: The Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever. Seriously, once you've seen it, all the other bad movies out there will seem like absolutely brilliant and great, upstanding pieces of art. I'm not kidding.


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12 Mar 2011, 10:36 pm

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Observe and Report with Seth Rogen.


I usually like movies with Seth Rogen.

This one is best summed up by the line of one of the characters, "I thought that this would be funny ... but it was actually kinda sad" (or words to that effect).

The worst part of it (besides wasting a couple of hours of my life that I will never get back) was that I paid full price in the cinema.

Egads.


^this

You're completely right. It was sad. Not the least bit funny.

Also, Dreamcatchers and The Wicker Man.

I'd rather have a tonsillectomy without being put under than watch either of them again.

Forgot about one: Heavy Metal.


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14 Mar 2011, 6:29 pm

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Disaster Movie.


Seconded.


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14 Mar 2011, 6:32 pm

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Anything made by the Wayans brothers.


I remembering laughing while watching White Chicks, a sequel should defintely be called for after all this time.

However, Little Man and Dance Flick BOTH sucked.


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14 Mar 2011, 6:41 pm

Please note that movie titles in bold are movies classmates at the time tricked me into seeing.
{The rest are just a matter of personal opinion...}

1.} The Last Airbender {M. Night is a hack.}

2.} Twilight, Twilight: New Moon, and Twilight: Eclipse {didn't bother}

3.} The Happening {Most of us would agree M. Night makes movies for his own enjoyment.}

4.} Disaster Movie {title speaks for itself}

5.} Superhero Movie

6.} Scary Movie 3

7.} Scary Movie 4 {didn't see it}

8.} Lady in the Water {didn't bother}

9.} The Village {I remember seeing this with my mom & my sister. If you are curious enough, PLEASE skip this because this movie is just a waste of your time.}

10.} High School Musical 3


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16 Mar 2011, 10:39 pm

That musical, "Chicago".

The Missus and I were visiting realtives and they had rented it and insisted on us watching it. We both politely told them to turn it off after about 10 minutes. Absolutely horrible.


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17 Mar 2011, 3:00 pm

1) Love Actually - How Liam Neeson can degrade himself by being in this pile of cheesy, sentimental, sickly-sweet rom-com is beyond me. One of the few films that has actually made me throw up.

2) Batman and Robin - 5 words: Thank GOD for Christopher Nolan

3) The Twilight franchise - Vampires do NOT sparkle, they are meant to be smelly, evil and nasty creatures, not hair-care product obsessed prettyboys. Lugosi, Lee and Oldman are PROPER vampires.

4) Spiderman 3 - The dancing....Make it stop....

5) Transformers 2 - Don't get me wrong, i grew up a TF fan and loved the 07 version. Sadly, ROTF basically p***ed over the first's mixture of quirky humour and metal-on-metal mashing action. Stoned parents, racist twins and a pair of b***ocks on Devastator DOES NOT make a good movie. Roll on Dark of the Moon, which hopefully will be better.


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17 Mar 2011, 3:08 pm

Batman and Robin

The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Twilight series

Disaster Movie



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17 Mar 2011, 4:36 pm

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.


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17 Mar 2011, 5:09 pm

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3) The Twilight franchise - Vampires do NOT sparkle, they are meant to be smelly, evil and nasty creatures, not hair-care product obsessed prettyboys. Lugosi, Lee and Oldman are PROPER vampires.


I agree.

Regarding "PROPER" vampires: did you ever hear of a gothic soap opera from the 1960's called DARK SHADOWS? It featured a very "proper" vampire named Barnabas Collins who could also be a good guy. He was kind of a "tragic" figure.

The show was incredibly campy, but very entertaining.


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17 Mar 2011, 6:20 pm

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7.} Scary Movie 4 {didn't see it}


wait, how can you criticize it if you haven't seen it?



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18 Mar 2011, 4:16 pm

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Anything with Will Ferrell. Elf was barely tolerable, but the rest I have seen are inhuman.But if I had to pick, I would say Step Brothers was the worst of the worst.

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18 Mar 2011, 4:21 pm

i saw this last week, this is the worse movie i have ever seen, if you ever see it in video-shop never rent it trust me, it may be under another name like the ninja or something but do not rent it.



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