Bad Ideas for TV Shows {New Version}

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Catholic Eye for the Jewish Guy

Jewish Eye for the Atheist Guy

NTIS

NTIS: San Francisco

The Cubicle

My Extended Family

My Coward

Two and a Half Aspies

Awesome Scumbags
The Ringwald Show
Highlander: Evolution
My $@#!ed Up Family

Wipeout Extreme--Tired of seeing a bunch of human lemmings fall into a swimming pool every time they walk three feet? Well how would you like to see them fall into a pool full of bull sharks? Tired of seeing a bunch of idiots get whacked by foam traps? How about a bunch of idiots getting skewered with a ten-foot spike? Tired of watching a bunch of cretins crawl across a slide covered in gooie food? What about a slide covered with raw sewage, broken glass, and medical waste?

$@*% My Dog Does

$#!% My Dad Likes to Do with My Mom

Let Me Show You My Mom's $#!%

$@#* My Dad's $@*%

Watch My Dad Take a $@!%

There's Corn in My $#!%

My Dad $#!% the Dog

My Dad Eats $*#%

My Dad $#!% Himself

There's Blood in My Dad's $#!%

$#!% My Mom Likes to Stick in Her $#!%

My Dad Likes to Get Tied Up and Have My Mom $#!% All Over His $#!% While He $#!%s Her $#!%

Law and Order: Special Privileges Unit--The NYPD investigates crimes involving those criminals who occupy the top one percent of the country's population. Every week they have to contend with spoiled rich kids, corrupt congressmen (redundant, I know), greedy Wall Street brokers, crooked bankers, self-serving special interest groups, narcissistic celebrities, and abusive diplomats. Unlike the other series, the second half of each episode will follow the the defendants' lawyers as they do everything in their power to undermine the judicial system so that their clients get off easy.

Snark I dont know that sounds weirdly fascinating.

Biggest Loser: Already Anorexic Edition
No Intervention
Good Girls Club
MythMakers
I Used To Be Phat
Pet Swap
South Park: Adulthood
America's Got No Talent
Wheel of Torture
Star Trekkies
Oprah Presents: "Oprah" Season 26

Syphon that biggest loser is essentially what the hosts are. Michaels sure looks like she hasnt eaten in years.

Bulimia would be better, since it involves eating and then immediately expelling it from your body in the quickest way possible. Even better, they could infect the contestants with some tape worms that would rob all the nutrients from their bodies.

Now you are just stealing ideas from 1000 ways to die.

I've never watched that show. Was that on there?

Yes a woman wanted to lose weight so she ate tape worms. They eventually killed her. It is based on true stories. So the tape worm idea would probably cause quite a few lawsuits.

Catholic Psychos of Portland!

Think Fight Club meets American Psycho. We follow a group of
anti-social, shallow, narcisstic trust fund babies between the ages of 18-25 who just happen to be Catholic. They meet weekly to talk about what's happening in their lives and commit random acts of anti-social violence, sometimes against each other, but violence against each other is controlled. Outside of the group, they go off to commit these random acts of anti-social violence in pairs so no one will be held accountable. The majority of said group have older siblings who are puppets for their parents who boss them around just to get their jollies on.

Family Guy 1.0: You Can(not) Advance - (Family Guy with the characters psychological disorders taken seriously.)

The Obsessive Compulsive Disorder of Haruhi Suzumiya

CSI: Purgatory

Satan and Pals

The New Adventures of Wolfgang Mozart

The Really Odd Couple--A hoarder moves in with an obsessive-compulsive germaphobe. Hilarity ensues.

Snark that sounds fun.

Sock Monkey Theater
What's that smell?- Constestants try to identify an object based on how it smells.