What TV ads teach us

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I've learned from TV ads that...

... "Ring around the collar" is as much of a heartbreak as psoriasis.

... When old people fall, they can't get up again.

... The same poverty-stricken children that you saw on TV twenty years ago are still poverty-stricken (and still children) today.

... No matter what is wrong with you, there is an attorney willing to take your case and sue somebody for it.

... Your grandchildren will want to spend more time with you once you get your motorized scooter-chair.

... Nobody's credit is so bad that they can not get a loan.

... You can do anything you want in Las Vegas, and no one will ever know.

... Cats can sing.

... The most exciting show you will ever see is coming up next!

-If you drink beer, girls will love you
-If you use Axe Instinct, the girls will chase you to sniff you until you're odourless for days
-If you drive a certain new car model, your fellow employees will accept you
-Women only be beautiful if they use a certain underwear/makeup/perfume
-You look independent and elegant when you smoke
-A 13 year old won't be able to notice the difference between Fibre 1 and Number 1, despite the fact that there's no E at the end of 'number'
-The girl a boy likes in class will like him if he offers her ice cream, or a pencil. However, a girl must dress up and use make-up to look pretty to impress the boy
-The gay undertones in the conversation between two office employees won't be noticed because they're drinking Pomegranate Neo
-The Cheestring man won't be arrested for attacking the city in a giant Cheestring monster thing
-Every girl plays with Barbies and easy-bake ovens
-Honey Nut Cheerios have greater value than money
-Fruit Loops are the world's greatest treasures
-Kids are stupid and always listen to their parents
-Old people need to depend on others, and are always one step away from death
-If you've been sick before, you have a worse disease inside you and MUST buy this product!
-Apparently the worst joke in a sitcom will get anyone to watch it
-Save Gotham City (or any cartoon-related city) by smacking the villain with a dart

I may have posted some repeats there, but those are the ones I can think of.

Something is heating up on a show.

Gamers can bring game characters into the real world.

Customer service people are nice.

If you need to see one movie this year make it ours.

dogs only talk when it will be a problem.

No matter what happened last session next session will be more intense.

It's okay to have black or christian only dating sites but you will be in hot water if its the other way around.

adds durning the super bowel are the best adds ever.

You need to buy insurance from us because we understand your life.


Sex can not be on tv unless its to sell protection.
Blue pills can make your life all better.

No matter how deep in the hole you are someone is always willing to give you money.
Buy our clothes and you will be one of a kind...just like her and her and him..and that old guy.
Books really do not have adds unless it is to sell iPads/nook/kindle.