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Favorite parts:
1.Helmet: "Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not off it!"
Gunner: (Cross-eyed dude) "Sorry sir, doing my best."
Helmet(to Sanders): "Who made that man a gunner?"
Another Cross-eyed guy: "I did, sir, he's my cousin!"
Helmet (to Sanders): "Who is he?"
Sanders: "He's a moron, sir."
Helmet: "I know that, what's his name?"
Sanders: "That is his name, sir, Major Moron."
Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Sanders: "He's a Moron too, sir. Got his name, first class. Phillip Moron."
Helmet: "How many morons we got on this ship anyway?"
WHOLE CREW: "YO!"
Helmet: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Morons!"
2. Helmet: "You have the ring, and I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it."
3. The alien bursting out of the stomach a la "Alien" and singing "Hello My Baby" like that frog in the Warner Bros. cartoon.

the edited version sounds funnier to me.