I just watched Intervention on A&E. Although there was a guy on it addicted to huffing who acted like he was possessed while high, I didn't pay much attention. What did get my attention was the stupid commercials that were on every two minutes:
EHarmony: That stupid grand-daughter has brought a stupid friend to talk with her stupid grandfather. At the end the friend says he wishes he was 21.
A little kid wishes he were 21 so he can go on a dating site. It made me want to to spit up forever.
Clearsel: A tube of zit cream is talking to a teen boy, and he's not like "Holy @%#$ a talking tube of zit cream I need to get off these drugs!". Instead the tube tells him acne doesn't last forever just like his mom won't barge in on him forever. And then it shows her barging in even when he's in a senior's home and she's a head with the stupidest cyborg body ever. Maybe it was intentionally stupid, but IDK.
Some brand of gelato: A little boy walks in on his parents eating gelato and thinks it's ice cream. For some reason they think sharing with him is the equivalent of letting him see them having sex, so they tell him he won't like it, it has caramel and crunchy stuff. For some reason I hate the childish way he says, "I like caramel. and crunchy stuff". Crunchy "stuff" is a bit ambiguous, don't you think? Could be nuts, could be dried beetles. It might not be so bad if they didn't show it maybe 50 times in an hour.