Worst Films you've ever seen

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Am I the only one who hates the Angry Birds Movie? I thought I would see like 50 posts giving dragging that movie on this thread but I guess not. The Problem Child series is also cringey. I hated Sausage Party, I couldn't get through the first half hour. Anything with Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey does nothing for me.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III - This film was so borrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg. I almost fell asleep watching it.

The Box. It took a great short story by Richard Matheson - which should have been allowed to stay just a short story - and expanded beyond the the original text to create a convoluted, movie length story line that looks and sounds more like just so much filler.

Titanic

Titanic ( the animated version without the octopus)

Superman III

A Troll in Central Park

The Pebble and the Penguin

Don Bluth's Thumbelina

Howard the Duck

Flubber

Dennis the Menace

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

Ghostbusters II

The Flintstones

Popeye (the live action movie)

Not sure, but probably one of these:

Atlas shrugged. Used the DVD as a coaster.
Breakfast of champions. Was tired and couldn't change channels.
Any teenage "i invented something special" movie or reality show based movie. I sincerely hate that genre.

Eight Below

All of my friends liked it and they reacted like I burned the bible or something when I said I found it boring.

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Fifty Shades of Grey. It's too "soft" of erotica for me to enjoy. It's very underwhelming as well as its sequel. If the scenes in there were a little "harder" then I and Shadow would've probably enjoyed it more. The entire movie is just really pathetic, stupid and boring. Shadow ABSOLUTELY HATES the movie with a passion and will swear up a storm about how much of a disgrace the movie is if brought up.

I've seen many movies over the course of my life, some good and some bad, but I can think of 3 movies I saw that were the absolute worst. Those ones being Zoom, the live-action Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Meyers (I personally call it The Crap in the Hat), and The Legend of the Titanic. While I don't remember much about Zoom (in fact it was something that just popped into my head as I was typing this post up), the other 2 left scars.

The Crap in the Hat I purposefully avoided when it came out, but then came across it when I was sitting in the waiting room of a kid's dentist office and watched it as I had nothing better to do. The only part that I remembered laughing at was when the cat let out that extremely long and loud belch, but even then Will Ferrell did the exact same thing in Elf so it doesn't even have that going for it. Everything else was just total garbage from the freaky designs of the cat and the Things to the adult jokes that came off as juvenile and unnecessary. I know for certainty that Dr. Seuss himself was rolling in his grave several dozen times at this abominable cancer of cinema.

While that movie I had tried to avoid at every opportunity, Legend of the Titanic I had watched willingly (and regretted to this day). The biggest reason for that was to see how bad it was. I'd heard others say that the movie was even worse than Titanic: The Legend Goes On, but I didn't believe it was possible at the time. I mean, how could anything possibly be worse than the infamous rapping dog? Oh it found a way alright. While the animation was definitely better, this movie was insulting to a level that I felt unclean watching it. The way that it passed off one of the worst tragedies in history as a platform for a "Save the Whales" initiative and showed no respect for those who died by saying that those deaths never happened and that everyone survived is repulsive to say the least. But even taking that out of the equation, the movie has the consistency and logic of a Uwe Boll production. While I'm sure that there are even worse movies out there, this one is just the worst one I've ever had to witness.

i don't try to delude myself into thinking the mike myers cat in the hat is a good movie, but i at least find it funny and enjoy watching it's terribleness.


it's "bad movie" done right IMO and clearly best enjoyed without a strong attachment to the original books.

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The Emoji Movie. It got submitted for an Oscar nomination. I just imagine the people at the Oscars snorting and slam-dunking the screener in the trash.