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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Every time I'm late for school I come up to my classroom's door and knock while wearing a black hat and sunglasses and say "Science, b**ch". Since I got away with it most of the time, I assume the teachers were busy rofl'ing.

Houston, we have a problem

Failure is not an option.

There's wrong, and there's wrong, and there's this.

Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake: "Father dying last year. . . Mother dying last year. . . Mother and father dying. . . Mother, father and older sister dying. . . Mother dying and older sister pregnant. . . Older sister dying and mother pregnant. . . Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. . . Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant. Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?"

Klinger: "Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the army."

Who's scruffy looking?

I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

So it begins. The great battle of our time.

Sheldon: "I better do some research..."
Leonard: "What are you going to look up?"
Sheldon: "How do I get 12 year old girls excited..."
Leonard, Howard & Raj: "NO!"

Invisible Man: "Uh, what's wrong with red curly hair?"

Dracula: "Why are you getting upset?"

Invisible Man: "I have red curly hair!"

Dracula: "Well, how was I supposed to know that?!"

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?…It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Assimilate THIS!

I am a golden god!

The only frozen heart around here is yours.

I am looking for a dare to be great situation.

Ooh, yeah, uh, commence the jigglin' huh?