Worst Films you've ever seen

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Some movie called "Hatchet" (not the book about the kid in the wilderness, this was something else.). Watched it with an ex BF and couldn't decide if it was a comedy or a bad horror. Its been ten years, I still don't know.

The best part was when they played that song, "Psycho killer! Qu'est qu cest! Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa far better"

That's been stuck in my head for ten years too.

The Tomb is easily the worst thing I've ever seen. More recently, The Open House was quite awful.

Frank Miller's "The Spirit". It was too weird for my tastes. The only thing I remember is that someone killed a cat and one of the main characters fought that person to avenge the cat's death.

The Stupids
Old School
The Pirate Movie
Running Man
The Waterboy
American Pie
Empire Records
Super Mario Bros.
The Great Mouse Detective

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

I said the Scary Movies but Number 5 also belongs here.

The Roommate, Friend Request, The Bye Bye Man.

Anything that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer make.

2015 Fantastic Four, 2011 The Green Hornet, and Pan.

The 2003 Incredible Hulk film.

The worst movie that I've ever seen is Apocalypto by Mel Gibson.

The whole movie is morally reprehensible insult to Mesoamerican culture.

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I can usually excuse historical inaccuracies in movies, but the inaccuracies in Apocalypto are so massive that the film comes across as imperialist propaganda. The film is clearly trying to say that we need to force non-white people to behave like Westerners using military force.

I know I said "Frank Miller's The Spirit" but yesterday I saw an even worse movie:

Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

So Warwick Davis wants to marry a space princess for her gold, and is trying to attack anyone who steals his gold, AS USUAL. There's also a military space team with an obese German cyborg and guy with half a chrome head, and one of the military space people somehow absorbs the leprechaun's spirit after he dies, and about halfway in the film, he gives birth to the leprechaun THROUGH HIS PENIS. That was when I had to stop watching. Apparently this only cost a million dollars to make, which is about a hundredth of the cost of that year's most expensive movie, Eraser (with Ahhnold)

Yet another stinker:

THEY CRAWL (2001)

A made-for-TV movie with Tone Loc and Mickey Rourke about mutant cockroaches that swarm up to eat people. The ending just has to be seen to be believed.

The Last Jedi.

Rian Johnson = worst Star Wars director.

I can name one:

Ivan the Incredible (more like Ivan the Terrible!)

Also, a couple of 'God's not Dead' films. I mean, sure, there's a message about standing up for what you believe is right, that I understand. But what really bothers me is that Christians (and only Christians) are portrayed as good, while non-Christians are portrayed as bad (including the atheists). Seriously, people, just because someone is not a Christian/doesn't believe in God doesn't make them evil! In the real world, Christians and non-Christians are NOT either good nor evil, but can be either one depending on their intentions. Anyone who criticizes others for not being Christians are NOT real Christians, that's just being Anti-UnChristian!