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Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

Spread out!

See that?

Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right.

How can Red Hulk be worthy?

YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE!

I AM the one who knocks

Science b****

AM I UNDER ARREST? AM I UNDER ARREST?!

Say my name

You think you know a story, but you only know how it ends. To get to the heart of the story, you have to go back to the beginning.

I am a direct descendant of Edward II. This is MY crown!

It is settled. We are to war with France. Now. . . I can go play.

I want a divorce, and you will get one for me.

Mr. Stubbs- Head Floorwalker- Muscle-bound from patting himself on the back-

YOU'LL DO TIME FOR THIS! THE FIRST TIME I LAY EYES ON YOU AGAIN, I'LL PINCH YOU!

Who dropped that Fifty-Dollar bill?

TV Announcer: [singing] A little touched, or so we're told/Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold/Might as well, she was gettin' old!/Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!/He's quick with a gun!/And his job ain't done!/Killed three wives by twenty-one/He's Psycho Dad!

Al Bundy: This is why we must give to PBS.

Heather my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

Man. . . was in the forest.

Good night (Rings bell) Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

I'm afraid not. I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.

Your report here says you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow. Unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressively drab and awful.

"Being a smart ass is a very dumb thing to do. Don't be a smart ass"

"well what does that make a dumb ass then?"

"STOP BEING A SMART ASS."

Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the lumberjack who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites.

Yours, faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.

FINALLY-----a place where I can post this:

"Oh, what fresh hell is this?" (Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory)

(One of my all-time favorite lines of Sheldon's!! !)

Also....

"Bazinga."

and.....

(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.

Say Hello to my little friend!

I'll be back.

Yippe Ki Ay, mother-!

Hasta La Vista, baby.

Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!

Banana was my idea! Without me, there IS no banana!

We hid out in the wilderness down by a river in the grove of Cotton Woods. Being the flood season we built our house in the trees.

It came from behind.