SUPERIMPOSED: The following footage is an excerpt from NBC's "To Catch a Predator” originally filmed in 2005. The episode never aired.
FADE TO BLACK:
[We fade in to a view of a door from the interior of a house. In walks The Booty Warrior. He walks down the hallway towards the kitchen.]
YOUNG BOY (O.S.) Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on the table
[The Booty Warrior sits down in front of the table.]
THE BOOTY WARRIOR Mhmm, take your time
[We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hanson walks in to the room. The Booty Warrior pays him no attention.]
CHRIS HANSON You want to explain to me what you're doing here?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR I came looking for booty
CHRIS HANSON You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt
CHRIS HANSON A man's butt? Excuse me?
THE BOOTY WARRIOR Turns to Chris. Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.
CHRIS HANSON Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
CHRIS HANSON (O.S.) Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy-
THE BOOTY WARRIOR He tackles Chris and pins him to the table. Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior!
(Chris Hanson Screams) as The Booty Warrior seemingly “ruins the butt”.
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