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15 Nov 2023, 1:32 pm

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!! !



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15 Nov 2023, 1:36 pm

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might some kind of monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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16 Nov 2023, 9:58 pm

Oh look, it's our first class yeoman.
Yo, Eddy!


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If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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21 Nov 2023, 10:15 am

"It's not pinin'! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! .....If you hadn't nailed it to its perch it'd be pushing up the daisies!.....This is an ex-parrot!"

" 'Tis only a flesh wound!"


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26 Nov 2023, 11:34 pm

Dammit dammit dammit! Years of planning ruined!
How were we going to take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyway?
Dammit dammit dammit!


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If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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29 Nov 2023, 10:47 am

No doctors! Doctors are Satanists! That's why they write ambulance backwards.



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17 Dec 2023, 9:03 am

"Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics."



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11 Jan 2024, 12:28 pm

Terry loves yogurt!



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11 Jan 2024, 5:10 pm

There is nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

Just keep soaking it.


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If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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24 Jan 2024, 1:28 pm

What was that delightful word? Savity...Havity...Mavity.



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25 Jan 2024, 8:39 pm

Someone once told me time is a flat circle.


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25 Jan 2024, 9:50 pm

And what do you burn apart from witches?

More witches!


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01 Feb 2024, 12:44 pm

Do you know the way to Shell Beach?



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01 Feb 2024, 3:35 pm

Suicidal_Vampire wrote:
Do you know the way to Shell Beach?
You're kidding! Me and the Mrs. spent our honeymoon there. All you gotta do is take Main Street West to... or is it the Cross... You know, that's funny, I can't remember if it's Main Street West or the Crosstown.


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22 Feb 2024, 10:36 am

Bullet holes the size of Matzahs balls!



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11 Apr 2024, 3:48 pm

Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling I bet it feels pretty weird being in a casino."
Marge: I was *for* the casino!
Homer: Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting, and I have a photographic memory!

*quick dissolve to Homer's memory of the meeting. Homer is very muscular while Marge is wearing a blue dress and green hair with pink curlers with blue hair, a rainbow-beaded necklace on her neck, and pink shoes as she angrily welds a rolling pin while standing on a stool. Surrounding Marge and Homer are a three-headed Apu, an old man in a polka-dot bikini, a man with a penguin on his head, a baby a with a beard, an alligator wearing a brown suit, a woman whose head is on the end of a spring, a man with flowers growing out of his ears, and Ned Flanders wearing a baseball glove (and is surprisingly the most normal-looking thing in Homer's memory)*

Marge: Legalized gambling is a bad idea and you can build a casino over my dead body! Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah!
*A tentacle, as it hands Homer a phone* It's for you, it's the president.
Homer: Y'ello?