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06 Aug 2024, 6:28 pm

Aliens tried to put baby in microwave.
Again?!
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06 Aug 2024, 8:23 pm

So WP, how do you eat a chocolate coronet?


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06 Aug 2024, 9:01 pm

Press down on his medulla oblongata! Five bucks says he smells burnt toast!


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09 Aug 2024, 7:20 pm

It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! Oh wait, it's just Baba Ghanoush.


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11 Aug 2024, 6:02 pm

I just had to use this quote from Galaxy Quest in RL

"Explain as you would to a child"

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11 Aug 2024, 7:49 pm

You're the only brother who wasn't shot. That's not fair!


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12 Aug 2024, 2:03 am

Sata andagi.


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"Many of us like to ask ourselves, What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you're doing it. Right now." —Former U.S. Airman (Air Force) Aaron Bushnell


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19 Aug 2024, 9:50 am

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive....buried alive" and then another one from the same movie. "He TASKS me! He tasks me, and I shall HAVE him. I'll chase him around the moons of Nibia and around the Antares Maelstrom and ROUND PERDITION'S FLAMES before I give him up!"


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19 Aug 2024, 4:14 pm

"No. I do NOT want to see the 'special hydraulic attachments' "



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19 Aug 2024, 4:15 pm

Nyun.


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"Many of us like to ask ourselves, What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you're doing it. Right now." —Former U.S. Airman (Air Force) Aaron Bushnell


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19 Aug 2024, 5:24 pm

"Is he your father?"
"No. He slaughtered my mother."


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19 Aug 2024, 5:52 pm

"Mother pus bucket!"



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20 Aug 2024, 7:11 am

"Everybody lies" - Said from a character of one of my favorite tv shows


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20 Aug 2024, 3:39 pm

Another one I just thought of but "In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you" Love this movie too and it was around while I was in high school.

Also just one more from a different movie but "Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range" and "The Uzi 9 mila-meter" :lol:


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20 Aug 2024, 3:59 pm

"klaatu barada nikto"

Or better

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"