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01 Aug 2014, 5:16 pm

Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things.



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02 Aug 2014, 5:17 am

We few. We happy few. We band of brothers.


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02 Aug 2014, 2:41 pm

My crotch is itchy.


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02 Aug 2014, 3:59 pm

Okay, the group hugging. I can't do it!



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02 Aug 2014, 7:17 pm

I find your lack of faith disturbing.


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03 Aug 2014, 7:33 pm

You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.


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07 Aug 2014, 5:55 pm

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!


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07 Aug 2014, 6:28 pm

I am Groot!


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08 Aug 2014, 12:37 am

This is Sparta!



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08 Aug 2014, 1:19 am

This is Virginia! (Robot Chicken parody of 300, called 1776).


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08 Aug 2014, 1:48 pm

THE MEDIATOR BETWEEN HEAD AND HANDS MUST BE THE HEART!


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09 Aug 2014, 5:38 am

Don't shush me, you rich b*st*rd!

You're cut, too, shushy!

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

You know, a man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down.

Ned Flanders is on the phone.

If this is about that stupid quarter again- Hello, Ned.

Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.

Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's going to take it away from me. Not you! Not its rightful owner! Not anybody!

Bow down before me, everyone, for I am your king!

Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?


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09 Aug 2014, 6:41 pm

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Rodolfo! Open up!!

C'mon Rodolfo, I know you're in there!


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10 Aug 2014, 4:56 am

[singing] We're not coming out the closet. You can just go away.



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10 Aug 2014, 4:42 pm

But if you're my uncle then that makes Grandfather my grandfather!


What are you... president of the obvious club or something?


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12 Aug 2014, 4:46 pm

Play it to me Sam...